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    Anyone around Bedford fancy doing me a favour and knocking my ex for 6?

    Petty lil biitch she is, trying to message Johdi on FB saying stuff like i'm **** in bed, 1 min wonder with a small dick

    Is this girl 5 or something!? fcuk me!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Smudge, this is how you buy a house. lol

    Nice one welly, when's the ASN house warming party?
    You shaddap
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Same, but not for the car this time.

    For sofas, and kitchens, and various other mundane stuff.

    Completion today hopefully. Bring on the keys....

    Also, was just reading this: Cheltenham enormous long rant | Chavtowns - Britain's worst places to live!

    You'll appreciate it Dane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Anyone around Bedford fancy doing me a favour and knocking my ex for 6?

    Petty lil biitch she is, trying to message Johdi on FB saying stuff like i'm **** in bed, 1 min wonder with a small dick

    Is this girl 5 or something!? fcuk me!!!
    PM me her name and the Corsa forum you're on and what section/thread and I'll post saying she gave me VD and the clap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Smudge, this is how you buy a house. lol

    Nice one welly, when's the ASN house warming party?
    Long way to go before we get there dude. Got to build the kitchen, bathroom, decorate the whole place, fit the laminate etc etc etc....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Smudge, this is how you buy a house. lol

    Nice one welly, when's the ASN house warming party?
    Great idea. House warming then all head to Bills for a RR day
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Great idea. House warming then all head to Bills for a RR day
    In fairness, that idea actually has merit. I'd boot the missus out for the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    In fairness, that idea actually has merit. I'd boot the missus out for the night.


    It's PARTY time
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post


    It's PARTY time
    The place to have a party is my parent's house.

    I've had some epic parties there is the past.

    Ohhhh the memories.
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    Smudge, report her to facebook.............Whats her facebook link?

    Welly, you still digging a pit?

    O yeah, Party!!!!

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    Pool party's + strip poker + girlfriend going to bed (+winning strip poker and not having to get naked) = so much win

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Welly, you still digging a pit?
    No mate, I'd love to but have been banned from doing so..... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Pool party's + strip poker + girlfriend going to bed (+winning strip poker and not having to get naked) = so much win
    Pool party's + lots of booze = falling in the pool fully clothed putting the cover on.

    I don't really remember it, but it was captured on video IIRC.

    I was hammered.
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    A pit and suffiecient drainage so that I can wash my car in the garage is what I'm after
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    No mate, I'd love to but have been banned from doing so..... lol.
    Its your house right?
    You could hide it from her, she is a girl and they hardly ever notice any thing we do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Its your house right?
    You could hide it from her, she is a girl and they hardly ever notice any thing we do.
    'Our' house... apparently.

    .....also there is the upside that if she does anything daft I can bury her in it..... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Its your house right?
    You could hide it from her, she is a girl and they hardly ever notice any thing we do.
    Helen would just let me dig a pit, she doesn't care. I've even got her looking for houses with garages
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    A pit and suffiecient drainage so that I can wash my car in the garage is what I'm after
    I use to do that at my house in bristol.
    2 BMWs, 1 Bar and 2 drains.
    many days drunk washing cars.
    Move the cars out and turn it in to a play room.
    sorted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    PM me her name and the Corsa forum you're on and what section/thread and I'll post saying she gave me VD and the clap.
    Redirecting to Forums...

    It's in the premier members lounge so you'll have to pay £12 to get in there

    Her username is trix88 though, go abuse her

    Anyone else feel free to join in

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Smudge, report her to facebook.............Whats her facebook link?

    Welly, you still digging a pit?

    O yeah, Party!!!!
    Her facebook is https://www.facebook.com/trinarichardson88

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    'Our' house... apparently.

    .....also there is the upside that if she does anything daft I can bury her in it..... lol.
    haha, if you do, let smudge know.
    he might need it.

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    Smudge, she does look a bit crazy!
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    Welly or any one. if you make a username for that site share with it.
    we can take it in turns. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Smudge, she does look a bit crazy!
    Ye she's got that crazy/man look about her

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Welly or any one. if you make a username for that site share with it.
    we can take it in turns. :D


    I love you guys

    KILL her
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    Is this her?
    Tell me to stop if you want.







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    People can use my 'other facebook' account. PM for for account information on the proviso that you don't do anything else.

    I trust you lot oddly.
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    Hang on............Trix88?
    Is she related to Crazy?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Hang on............Trix88?
    Is she related to Crazy?!?!?!?!
    LOL!!!!

    That is her btw mate, keep going, i don't care anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    LOL!!!!

    That is her btw mate, keep going, i don't care anymore
    Facebook account Ficky Stingers is created..... mwhahaha
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    She's abusing me on the Corsa forum, won't stop until i make a public apology to the forum

    For what?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    She's abusing me on the Corsa forum, won't stop until i make a public apology to the forum

    For what?!
    Have you got a link to the thread/can we post without paying £12?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    She's abusing me on the Corsa forum, won't stop until i make a public apology to the forum

    For what?!
    signed up now, just waiting for the mods to activate it. grrrrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Have you got a link to the thread/can we post without paying £12?
    CORSA-C|UK

    Try that, bet it wont work
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    This blows, why couldn't it be more like ASN where they just let anyone join and post!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    CORSA-C|UK

    Try that, bet it wont work
    Access denied....
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    That's the 1

    Her body shape is awful

    HUGE hips, fat thighs, fat arse, tiny waist, no boobs, big shoulders and a big head

    Oh, and size 8 feet

    That's right boys.....8!!!! Fcuking freak
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    Afternoon guys, you all having fun, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Afternoon guys, you all having fun, lol.
    No

    Need this skank off my back like NOW!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Afternoon guys, you all having fun, lol.
    Oh yes.... I love this sort of stuff. It's GREAT fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    No

    Need this skank off my back like NOW!!!
    Possibly not so much for Smudgey
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