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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Dream on damo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
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    They'r going to look mental, Did you order from the states or regal Motorsport ??
    They're from the states via Regal Autosport, it's just fifteen52 didnt get any gloss black ones in their first shipment, doh!

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    Morning folks - could you all sign up to this and spread the word - if you agree of course - to keep F1 on FTA BBC
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    Dream on damo.
    Ok, well if you don't mind sandra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    They're from the states via Regal Autosport, it's just fifteen52 didnt get any gloss black ones in their first shipment, doh!
    Gutted for you dude, I saw them in PVW a while back... Got instant woodage

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
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    Gutted for you dude, I saw them in PVW a while back... Got instant woodage
    Me too they'll look good infront of the brembos I reckon

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    Evening all, noot much time for pubbing today - well there is, but I'm currently flood wiring a factory which is a new build. Problem being that it has no roof, so I am drenched, and the laptop isn't coming out in the rain!!

    Thought I would enjoy being back on the road, but this job sucks... Noone warned me, and I've only got a T Shirt, no jumper, no coat.

    Lush.
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    It's nearly the weekend dude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Evening all, noot much time for pubbing today - well there is, but I'm currently flood wiring a factory which is a new build. Problem being that it has no roof, so I am drenched, and the laptop isn't coming out in the rain!!

    Thought I would enjoy being back on the road, but this job sucks... Noone warned me, and I've only got a T Shirt, no jumper, no coat.

    Lush.
    Haha welcome back to my world, I'm currently pulling in 25 cat6 points and I'm full of itchy scratchy out of the roof. Plus iv got the biggest mincer alive eyeing me up (shudder), he's already commented on my boxers.

    That means he's been eyeing my tush!!!..... Awkward.

    Dane them wheels will look awesome. Brakes is prob going yonbe my next thing. I wanna get dime big ass orange suckers under there

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Haha welcome back to my world, I'm currently pulling in 25 cat6 points and I'm full of itchy scratchy out of the roof. Plus iv got the biggest mincer alive eyeing me up (shudder), he's already commented on my boxers.

    That means he's been eyeing my tush!!!..... Awkward.
    Thats actually made me feel 100% better mate. It could, most certainly, be worse.

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    It's time for Welly's Wet T-Shirt Contest.


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    Dane, what are theses wheels you're getting?

    Damo, I can't think of any thing to say. Talk to Ads, I think he has experience with unwanted attention from gays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Dane, what are theses wheels you're getting?

    Damo, I can't think of any thing to say. Talk to Ads, I think he has experience with unwanted attention from gays.
    Are you sure it was all unwanted attention though? Ads, can you confirm?? haha


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Thats actually made me feel 100% better mate. It could, most certainly, be worse.
    Stick a sign on your ass that says 'Look here again, and you're dead'.
    Get this... He has one of them tacky signs on his monitor that says... Yes I know I'm gorgeous, now stop staring fagg!!

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    It's time for Welly's Wet T-Shirt Contest.
    Any boobage is better than no boobage. (lady's of the pub take note )

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    Damo, have you got your thonged Calvins on again lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Damo, have you got your thonged Calvins on again lol
    Haha na... I'm rocking green and black stripy number today
    His phone just rang out, "lady ****ing gaga" on full blast. I nearly pissed myself

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    I love that you are just ripping into him so badly. He probably thinks he's in with a real chance, haha! Get a pic for the paparazzi thread!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Haha na... I'm rocking green and black stripy number today
    His phone just rang out, "lady ****ing gaga" on full blast. I nearly pissed myself
    On the whole then, a 100% wooftie....
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    HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH

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    That is quality Dane, proper funny.


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    Ok I'm on it. Iv just heard someone call him bruno. Surly this must be an in house piss take. Hope not

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    Is there a man with a rain coat, glasses, a moustache and a short arm watering plants in the office?


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    I love that song!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That is quality Dane, proper funny.
    Lol+1

    How to bring attention to ones self whilst up a ladder in the middle of an office.

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    Quick go and pinch the nearest no entry sign and tape it to your arse
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    Excellent idea. It'd be so funny to wear that, I wonder what the gay would do?!?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Excellent idea. It'd be so funny to wear that, I wonder what the gay would do?!?!
    Try and dock with him!!

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    Lol, A One way sign would look pretty cool too.

    I bottled it SHE turned and looked right at me as about to take the snap.

    Just come out for a breather and seen this. WTF Thats a serious smoker right there!!

    Bet it belongs to the old hag that's done nothing other than stand at the front enterance smoking tabs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Try and dock with him!!
    No way sailor boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    No way sailor boy
    Did he get you? Are you safe mate?


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    Haha, from 'The ring'

    "is it secret, is it safe"

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    Afternoon guys, see i been missing out on a few interesting goings on.
    Welly, sorry you havent got the best attire for the weather.
    Damo, you seem to be having a real fun afternoon. You got a new friend or two, lol. Pics or it didnt happen lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
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    Love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    No way sailor boy
    HAHA

    No sailor here mate.
    Civi through and through.

    It was a ground pounder that told me what docking in.

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    Right guys job done, I'm outa here. Now to battle down the m62 before it starts to stack up. Will snap the queen on Monday when j come back to terminate.
    See ya on the other side peeps

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Right guys job done, I'm outa here. Now to battle down the m62 before it starts to stack up. Will snap the queen on Monday when j come back to terminate.
    See ya on the other side peeps
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Safe journey
    Cheers Paul

    Lol gota tell ya, just fired up the skoda ready to hoof it, dropped the windows, the radio kicked into life, "venga boys" on full whack !!! I nearly died hellooooo boys.

    Also greg James got a songify goin on haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Cheers Paul

    Lol gota tell ya, just fired up the skoda ready to hoof it, dropped the windows, the radio kicked into life, "venga boys" on full whack !!! I nearly died hellooooo boys.

    Also greg James got a songify goin on haha
    Hey Damo, would that be the venga boys classic, up and down, haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Right guys job done, I'm outa here. Now to battle down the m62 before it starts to stack up. Will snap the queen on Monday when j come back to terminate.
    See ya on the other side peeps
    Lets hope you make it, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Hey Damo, would that be the venga boys classic, up and down, haha.
    How apt for his new gay lover! "Up and down." repeatedly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    How apt for his new gay lover! "Up and down." repeatedly.
    Was a good tune, think we will make it Damo's signature tune from now on. Lol.
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