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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    That and MILFs are more readily available....
    Silver lining and all...

    the silver part is particularly relevant to Westy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Silver lining and all...

    the silver part is particularly relevant to Westy
    Ouch dude.

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    lol he's our resident, albeit only slightly, silver fox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Ouch dude.

    (Sniggers)
    Well that was a swift change of topic, lol.just like a real pub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Well that was a swift change of topic, lol.just like a real pub.
    Yup. Here's another.... BOOBS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yup. Here's another.... BOOBS!

    Hey welly, we all have them, just some are bigger than others, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Good for you. I love computer equipment, cameras, etc. Om looking into my next laptop at yhe moment. Think i settled on getting an alienware, still researching.
    Buy my HP probook.
    Please :-)

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    My insurance is 1600 but that's me, the misses (25), pug 206 gti, the Audi, 6 points for me and years no claims for the misses.
    I hate insurance but I like boobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Buy my HP probook.
    Please :-)
    Pm the spec and i will think about it, im looking for a laptop to use as a rendering machine for my 3ds studio max.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Pm the spec and i will think about it, im looking for a laptop to use as a rendering machine for my 3ds studio max.
    No idea if it will do that lol.
    Its in my sign and in the forsale section. Ill try and find it all for you now.

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    Just popped in to have a power catch up.

    All I can say is

    Reesy, Yr well getting bent over
    Sandra I reckon Scotty will trade his laptop for boob images haha lol
    Whilst on the topic I totally lurve the boobage, always cop a feel of the misses pup's whenever I can..... Squeeeeewek

    Anyways back to work.
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    Evening all.
    What you all doing?
    I think I'm in love.
    Just need to find £1500.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Evening all.
    What you all doing?
    I think I'm in love.
    Just need to find £1500.
    I just surfing the net. Ok so your in love and it costs £1500, what is it that has cought your attention?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    I just surfing the net. Ok so your in love and it costs £1500, what is it that has cought your attention?
    MRR HR3 alloys.
    They was on that slammed hisbiscus red avant.

    It will pass, ill find something else to lust over in a couple of day. Lol

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    Speaking of boobs, I'm straight and very much happy with my male companion, but I think I love Billie from The Only Way is Essex




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    Quote Originally Posted by Peachy View Post
    Speaking of boobs, I'm straight and very much happy with my male companion, but I think I love Billie from The Only Way is Essex



    Dang, look at them fun bags.
    That's two reasons to watch that show right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    MRR HR3 alloys.
    They was on that slammed hisbiscus red avant.

    It will pass, ill find something else to lust over in a couple of day. Lol
    Ok scott, post up link to wheels so I can see
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Ok scott, post up link to wheels so I can see

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    I just surfing the net. Ok so your in love and it costs £1500, what is it that has cought your attention?
    What you surfing for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    What you surfing for?
    Alienware laptop.
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    Bloody typical !! Boobs get posted and I can't see em..... Pffft apple peace of turd.

    Peachy nothing wrong with having a little lesbian in Yr blood, I'm a full blown les'r and proud of it

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    I didn't see 'em either, which is no good

    Lesbians are the only type of homosexual I like as well, what a coincidence!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Evening all.
    What you all doing?
    I think I'm in love.
    Just need to find £1500.
    Go on Scott you know ya wanna

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    I didn't see 'em either, which is no good

    Lesbians are the only type of homosexual I like as well, what a coincidence!

    Snap... I only eat from the fury plate, most have somat to do with owning an 8L

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    Morning all. I hate the British summer! Just got ready to cycle to work and the heavens opened. Guess I'll jump in the old fears car today then
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Go on Scott you know ya wanna
    I mentioned it to the misses. she did not seem all that impressed. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Snap... I only eat from the fury plate, most have somat to do with owning an 8L
    Fury plate?
    Dude, that plate needs cleaning if it go fur on it.


    Damo and reesy.
    This is Billie Faiers and she is mighty fine. I might need to remove my self to a more private location I think.




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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Morning all. I hate the British summer! Just got ready to cycle to work and the heavens opened. Guess I'll jump in the old fears car today then
    Bahh, bloody women.
    Call your self a biker?
    Crazy would not be happy with you, where ever he is.


    Morning all.
    Its been raining since 16:00 yesterday. I hope it rains it self out in time for the weekend.

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    Welly, I installed that GFI Viper last night. It seems a good bit of kit, loads of options and good security. I like the fact that it scans texts for spam.
    Only issue is that is saps performance when installing new apps. Have to wait for it to finish and then carry on as normal.
    I tried uninstalling it and and it wont go. lol
    Looks like i'm stuck with it for a bit till I can be assed to remove it.

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    Boosage, she'd get milked!!!

    Morning you lot. Lashing it down here too Scott. I got in late last night from work and just noticed i forgot to bring the washing in... Doh!!

    Scott, Them rims are nice though dude eh, ask Santa nicely haha.
    As for the plate I eat from. It's always in trim, I know this cos she uses my beard trimmer... And I like to play the barber

    Westy, skins waterproof you lady, next time ride in bollock naked lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Boosage, she'd get milked!!!
    She'd get milk!!

    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Morning you lot. Lashing it down here too Scott. I got in late last night from work and just noticed i forgot to bring the washing in... Doh!!
    That was silly. I forgot to get the dog in.
    He sleeps out on the decking cause he likes it over his bed in the house. He will stay out there no matter the weather. sun, snow, ice, hail, rain he's been out there a sleep or just watching the world go buy. we have to get him in when it rains.

    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Scott, Them rims are nice though dude eh, ask Santa nicely haha.
    I've asked santa, fathers, mums, nans, grandad, I even offered a wealthy friend the misses. That ended badly for me. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    As for the plate I eat from. It's always in trim, I know this cos she uses my beard trimmer... And I like to play the barber
    I hate that. I bought the misses her own. Face things stay on the face, feet with feet, hands with hands.
    She will learn

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    Morning all. August is a rather busy month for me, a friggin lot of report writing to do, so i've had to drag myself away from the pub otherwise i'd be up all night trying to make time back.

    Room still isn't decorated yet, I still get sex about once a fortnight and I didn't get wet cycling in. But even if it was raining i'd have still cycled. Westy, you big girl

    Damo, does your mrs really let you near her vagingo with a beard trimmer? Mine doesn't even let me near here, nevermind with a sharp bladed implement, lol.


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    Oh yeh... She can't see to do a proper job. Well that's what I tell her. Then knock it down to a number 1 lol, hang in there buddy Yr time will come... Speaking of absences, where's Ad's these days??

    Scott she uses my old trimmer, don't want my beard smelling of sammon

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    Ads is active on other boards he just doesn't come to the pub any more. Maybe he was barred
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    No idea where Ads is.
    I think he got bored of us.
    He actually doing posts that's car related. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Ads is active on other boards he just doesn't come to the pub any more. Maybe he was barred
    I doubt that very much. after some of the conversations we've had in here, I think it will take alot for any one to get barred from here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    No idea where Ads is.
    I think he got bored of us.
    He actually doing posts that's car related. :D
    Maybe we actually encouraged him to get interested in his car!
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    I think he's been suffering the same as me...too much work The pub is brilliant, but so time consuming, lol.

    And i've actually been spending a little bit of time in the B6 section of the forum too. I do have a question for you good people. If there's an Audi number for a part, does that mean it can be bought from Audi?

    Basically, on the boot of my car there's a flappy thing to cover the warning triangle. The wing screw has snapped, so it keeps falling open when I open the boot. I found a part number on some etka style website, but just unsure as to whether audi will be able to get hold of it, or wether they'll try sell me the whole thing, flappy part and all? Does that make any sense?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I think he's been suffering the same as me...too much work The pub is brilliant, but so time consuming, lol.

    And i've actually been spending a little bit of time in the B6 section of the forum too. I do have a question for you good people. If there's an Audi number for a part, does that mean it can be bought from Audi?

    Basically, on the boot of my car there's a flappy thing to cover the warning triangle. The wing screw has snapped, so it keeps falling open when I open the boot. I found a part number on some etka style website, but just unsure as to whether audi will be able to get hold of it, or wether they'll try sell me the whole thing, flappy part and all? Does that make any sense?
    Yup.
    IF you got the part number go to any Audi or VAG dealer and give them the part number.
    they will tell you if they can get it or if its part of a kit.
    I get most of my parts from VW as their customer service is better.

    You could do a post in stoke audi section and they will get you a price. They offer discount to forum members as well.

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