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    Poo first would be advisable, as you don't want to walk around kissing cloth all day!

    With all that food eaten, tomorrow you could be in with a chance of the record for 'most £ for sitting on the throne'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Poo first would be advisable, as you don't want to walk around kissing cloth all day!

    With all that food eaten, tomorrow you could be in with a chance of the record for 'most £ for sitting on the throne'.
    I feel I may go for this record later on.... 2 Gammons steaks, 3 eggs, chips, peas and beans, followed by a 12" pizza last night immediately after.

    I may have been a tad hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I feel I may go for this record later on.... 2 Gammons steaks, 3 eggs, chips, peas and beans, followed by a 12" pizza last night immediately after.

    I may have been a tad hungry.
    Bloody hell that'll definitely be a nessy mate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Bloody hell that'll definitely be a nessy mate!
    Yeah man, my missus thought I was joking when I said I was going to put a pizza on after eating the other lot.

    Turns out I wasn't.

    She was p*ssy I wouldn't let her have any.... Mwahahaha
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    I had seafood paella followed by a bowl of corn flakes, nutella on toast x 3 slices and a banana
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yeah man, my missus thought I was joking when I said I was going to put a pizza on after eating the other lot.

    Turns out I wasn't.

    She was p*ssy I wouldn't let her have any.... Mwahahaha
    I've got an appetite like that too. People think i must have a huge tape worm!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    People think i have a worm
    Probably best not to get that lycra then mate, unless you're stuffing some socks down there!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Probably best not to get that lycra then mate, unless you're stuffing some socks down there!
    lol.

    You missed the most important word from my quote........ "huge"

    You can cut words out of a quote it's not a quote any more
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    You can cut words out of a quote it's not a quote any more
    I'm keeping this quote for reference.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'm keeping this quote as Westy is the main man....

    Yeah why not
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    You can cut words out of a quote, but I've heard Welly has a massive wang
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I might have a big wang but compared to Westy's it looks like a maggot
    Thanks mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I might have a big wang but compared to Westy's it looks like a maggot
    It was cold that day....
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    its 24 degrees on the river.
    Couple of lazy mins up the river and back. I was lush, so calm and relaxed.
    Going to try and spend a day down there on friday have a ago on one of their fast ribs :D

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    Can't wait to go home today!!!
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    I'll be back!!!

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    Let's throw a spanner in the works

    What are people's thoughts on my Mondildo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Let's throw a spanner in the works

    What are people's thoughts on my Mondildo?
    Chavtasic sales rep.

    EDIT:=- Possible a bit to harsh. I do have a soft spot for fords and thats not bad looking motor.
    I think its the wheels that clinches it for me.
    How have you done the roof?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Let's throw a spanner in the works

    What are people's thoughts on my Mondildo?
    I guess it looks quite good for a Ford
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    Yeah man, that's nice dude. I like it.

    I'm watching Top Gear now at work....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Chavtasic sales rep.

    EDIT:=- Possible a bit to harsh. I do have a soft spot for fords and thats not bad looking motor.
    I think its the wheels that clinches it for me.
    How have you done the roof?
    sod off!!!

    RS wheels certainly make a nice difference don't they

    Just vinyled the roof matey. Got a big sheet of it from a mate of mine that does car wraps and we did the roof together took about 20mins

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    I guess it looks quite good for a Ford
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    Yeah man, that's nice dude. I like it.

    I'm watching Top Gear now at work....
    So 3 thumbs up! Good facking Audi snobs
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    I like it too mate.
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    Lemforder or Meyle HD for front bushes?

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    Are we all just saying this cause we want to see smudges dirty pictures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I like it too mate.
    Ta Westy

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Are we all just saying this cause we want to see smudges dirty pictures?
    I don't know what you're talking about Scott
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Are we all just saying this cause we want to see smudges dirty pictures?
    No credit where credit is due - it does look quite good .... for a Ford LOL

    But if it helps him decide to share - then it looks stunning mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    No credit where credit is due - it does look quite good .... for a Ford LOL

    But if it helps him decide to share - then it looks stunning mate
    Yes it's a Ford. Yes it's a Mondeo. But i think i've made it look half decent
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Yes it's a Ford. Yes it's a Mondeo. But i think i've made it look half decent
    It looks lovely mate, now show us the gash
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    It looks lovely mate, now show us the gash
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Haha I got all excited when I saw a few hairs at the top of the pick(fookin slow loading on 3G)

    So who's is the onebrow ??

    Back on the road and smelling like the great unwashed after today's job in that stinking hole.

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    Change of subject again. What sort of time do the gates open for AITP on the sunday?


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    Reesy you still going travelodge?? The misses Booked in at the premier inn last night after my failed atemped to get her camping again. Boooooooo

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    Yarp, i don't have a tent, and although the 'camping spirit' and spirits would be good, it's just as cheap to stay in the 'lodge.


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    Damo: says thanks for the monies


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    Haha, Just glad I'm not contributing to pork shop's belly anymore

    Moooooose!!

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    OK, I made it back, 3 kids in this heat watching Cars2 is quite a stressful experience, but they are all back safely! - Phew! I won't suggest taking my son to go to the pictures during the holidays ever again!!, everyone just lumps their kids with you. The other half is dealing with dinner atm, and I'm a 100 squid lighter after lunch, cinema tickets, popcorn, drinks and icecream!

    Smudge, Mondildo looks good mate, I'd roll in that if given one, wouldn't buy one personally of course.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    OK, I made it back, 3 kids in this heat watching Cars2 is quite a stressful experience, but they are all back safely! - Phew! I won't suggest taking my son to go to the pictures during the holidays ever again!!, everyone just lumps their kids with you. The other half is dealing with dinner atm, and I'm a 100 squid lighter after lunch, cinema tickets, popcorn, drinks and icecream!

    Smudge, Mondildo looks good mate, I'd roll in that if given one, wouldn't buy one personally of course.
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    Double ouch, how ya feeling after a good cracking jojo??

    Chavtastic rep!! haha... Classic Scott.

    Smudge that looks really nice dude, must admit iv got a soft spot for a nice ford.
    Would love the rs in slime green now that's a nice looking motor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Reesy you still going travelodge?? The misses Booked in at the premier inn last night after my failed atemped to get her camping again. Boooooooo
    Tent, you know you want. Leave her in the lodge and you camp.
    How far is the lodge from the camp site?
    Can you visit us at the camp site and taxi/drive back to the lodge?

    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Yarp, i don't have a tent, and although the 'camping spirit' and spirits would be good, it's just as cheap to stay in the 'lodge.
    Get to the camp site, I got a spare tent or two you can use/have.

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