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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Guys, guys, GUYS!!!

    Have you lot heard of Sybian???

    If not, have a look at some vids of it being used.


    Ladies... get on it!



    Sorry.
    Is that not a tad too unsafe for work?


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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I have heard of it but for the life of me cant remember what it's about!?
    I know exactly what it is, agreed, not the best thing to be googling at work....
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Is that not a tad too unsafe for work?
    Especially as Welly has now had to sign his IT Policy document.
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    Although this is reasonably safe:

    Sybian - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I have heard of it but for the life of me cant remember what it's about!?
    Lets just say that you get all the fun of watching porn but without the sight of a man's meat and two veg.

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Is that not a tad too unsafe for work?
    Sorry... I meant to have a look at the vids at home.

    Late at night.

    When the missus is asleep.

    With the TV turned down so you can close the video in case she comes down.


    ........and then wants you to buy her one.


    Rendering you useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I have heard of it but for the life of me cant remember what it's about!?
    How can you forget such a thing?

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Is that not a tad too unsafe for work?
    Only if you use their PCs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I know exactly what it is, agreed, not the best thing to be googling at work....
    You can tell who all the perv's are! hehe


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Especially as Welly has now had to sign his IT Policy document.

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    I'm posting this again as it makes me laugh so much, and I wanted to make sure you had all seen it!


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    Westy - don't feel too bad about not remembering what it is.
    I only found out about it last night, and ended up watching about 5 hours of 3 minute clips of it in action.

    They just love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post


    ........and then wants you to buy her one.


    Rendering you useless.
    What's with your weird room picture post this morning? Did you go galactic due to your work making you actually do work?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Westy - don't feel too bad about not remembering what it is.
    I only found out about it last night, and ended up watching about 5 hours of 3 minute clips of it in action.

    They just love it!
    It's so funny to watch.... 0 - Orgasm in like 10 seconds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    What's with your weird room picture post this morning? Did you go galactic due to your work making you actually do work?
    Weird room picture???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    It's so funny to watch.... 0 - Orgasm in like 10 seconds.
    Some were funny. But some were....

    Like, really

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Weird room picture???
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    That wasn't what I was thinking of at all! Wasn't Symbian also some type of phone OS a while ago???
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    Oh no iv just touched sticky vicky's huuuuumongass in the comms rm with my hand of all things, trying to get passed the fat mess. I feel I'll again!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    That wasn't what I was thinking of at all! Wasn't Symbian also some type of phone OS a while ago???
    It's the 'm' that makes ALL the difference! Welly, you need to make one of those posters ala pedo vs PDF File like yesterday! Sybian/ Symbian...it's a world apart...unless you put your phone on vibrate that is, lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Well that's spooky.
    Who dunnit?

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    That wasn't what I was thinking of at all! Wasn't Symbian also some type of phone OS a while ago???
    Yep, nokia's I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    That wasn't what I was thinking of at all! Wasn't Symbian also some type of phone OS a while ago???
    That's what I thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Well that's spooky.
    Who dunnit?
    Was that not you? There's also a page of posts where you thanked and liked every single post! Literally every one. Go back and look!

    Here onwards ASN's Pub


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    What that wasn't you Ad? I got 15 thanks/likes then you posted "who's Ad" to one of my posts haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Was that not you? There's also a page of posts where you thanked and liked every single post! Literally every one. Go back and look!

    Here onwards ASN's Pub
    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    What that wasn't you Ad? I got 15 thanks/likes then you posted "who's Ad" to one of my posts haha
    no it wasn't him. it was me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    no it wasn't him. it was me.
    Who the hell are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    What that wasn't you Ad? I got 15 thanks/likes then you posted "who's Ad" to one of my posts haha
    Personally, I think 5 hours of sybian porn last night has melted his brain and wrist!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Who the hell are you?
    i am you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    i am you.

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    haha


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    scared?

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    It's his gym buddy!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    scared?
    Not yet.

    Prove you are me then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Not yet.

    Prove you are me then...
    you own an a3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    you own an a3.
    Correct.

    Ok, what am I doing now then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Correct.

    Ok, what am I doing now then?
    typing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    typing.
    And now???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    And now???
    reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    reading.
    Ok, you're good.
    Now I'm scared.

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    haha totally mental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Ok, you're good.
    Now I'm scared.
    don't be scared.








    be very scared.

 

 

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