ASN's Pub

crazy88 · Jul 18, 2011

It's like a dating agency around here at the moment...all asking for each others details.

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

Welly said:
Did you get my address duder?

Yeah, your ticket will be in the post later mate

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

crazy88 said:
It's like a dating agency around here at the moment...all asking for each others details.

I cant find anyone called crazy88 on bookface, Is that your real name

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

crazy88 said:
It's like a dating agency around here at the moment...all asking for each others details.

Yeah man!! ASN love.

Dane · Jul 18, 2011

He''l never tell he's loving the anonimity

ASN love for the real members that make it great not the 4 post Larry's who don't say thank you lol

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

Ohhhh sh*t, I think I'm in trouble....

Back in a few :-/

crazy88 · Jul 18, 2011

Welly said:
Ohhhh sh*t, I think I'm in trouble....

Back in a few :-/

Ahhh, she found his "I like to smash pasties" t-shirt!!!

And as for me, I don't have facebook, sorry people.

Dane · Jul 18, 2011

Welly said:
Ohhhh sh*t, I think I'm in trouble....

Back in a few :-/

Oh no

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

crazy88 said:
Ahhh, she found his "I like to smash pasties" t-shirt!!!

And as for me, I don't have facebook, sorry people.

That's fair enough, I'm thinking of closing my account down!

crazy88 · Jul 18, 2011

That's what I did. too much bab on it. I don't give a crap about other peoples kids, or how the man in front of them in the shop smells or whatever people post. I'm much happier without knowing how stupid my mates are

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

OK, I just got a heavy b*llocking, and I suspect it may end up with a disciplinary. ******.

Allow me to explain:

Someone here was having a problem with opening a file. Pretty simple stuff, they sent me the file, I explained that it was a PDF file and that they would have to download and install Adobe Reader X to be able to open and view it.

No problem, sent them the download link and all sorted.

Then I followed up a few days later (Friday) to make sure all was OK. On confirmation of this, I sent them this (bearing in mind they are normally game for a laugh):

Apparently, that wasn't very funny. I disagree. It was damn funny.

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

I've not seen that before Welly. Did your boss find it funny?

crazy88 · Jul 18, 2011

Welly, sir! That post alone has made my life complete! If I could create a second account, just to like your post a second time I would! (I can't though, as i'll be banned by Sarg V).

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

W3STY said:
Did your boss find it funny?

No, yet I don't understand how. Apparently it's a tasteless joke. Like hell. I don't care what anyone says, that was funny.

crazy88 · Jul 18, 2011

Agreed! Only Pedo's wouldn't find it funny. FACT

Dane · Jul 18, 2011

Jeez, unless your boss is some michael jackson freak thats funny ****!

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

If it comes to it, just for a laugh, I might even bring your testimonials about it's humour level to my botty smacking....

That would please HR immensely.

Dane · Jul 18, 2011

did the person you were helping dob you in then?

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

Dane said:
did the person you were helping dob you in then?

Yeah, they sent it on to HR and complained!!

crazy88 · Jul 18, 2011

Welly said:
Yeah, they sent it on to HR and complained!!

What a nobber! They should be disciplined for being such a computer cripple.

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

crazy88 said:
What a nobber! They should be disciplined for being such a computer cripple.

Agreed, failing that they should be made to sit in the corner for failing to have any sense of humour.

Virus their way me thinks.... mwahahaha

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

Welly said:
Agreed, failing that they should be made to sit in the corner for failing to have any sense of humour.

Virus their way me thinks.... mwahahaha

I agree. Just get balaclarva'd up and wait for them in the carpark, then inflict some knee cap pain using a bat

Dane · Jul 18, 2011

Thats pretty weak on their part, gaaayyy

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

Ahhh well. I don't give a toss anyway if I'm honest.

If people don't find it funny, that's their problem.

Feck 'em.

And HR as well!

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

Dane said:
gaaayyy

You can't say that these days, it's men in comfortable shoes....

ScottD3 · Jul 18, 2011

Welly,
Got funny emails from him to you?
Take him down with you. Take them all down mwahahahaha.

I find it funny when people ***** about Facebook and posts from others or people on there that they don't like.
Just change the settings and get it working for you.
Remove the pointless friends, block the friends you can't remove.
Everyone that I think is a knob I remove and the family members I can remove but still think is a knob I hide their updates.
A cleaner more friendly Facebook.

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

I found you scott! I now know where you live, where you work and what you look like muhahahahahahaha

crazy88 · Jul 18, 2011

True, but why bother with all that hassle? If I found it worthwhile i'd do all that.

damo.h · Jul 18, 2011

crazy88 said:
When you wrapping yours then Damo (car)?

In the next week or two hopefully need to do a few bits to bodywork, stone chips up front and cracked paint on it **** where it got smacked a few month back. Still torn on colour though :think:

might do a poll lol

ScottB5 said:
Damo, about one and a half. Deffo need to get some heat on it next time to help with the bending.
I got a bit more confident with it towards the end and started pulling it and stretching it around abit more. I will attempt one of the spare keys when I get home.
.

If you cut it into four equals there shoul be enough for two fob's.... Yeh give it a tugg

crazy88 said:
I love how everyone knows full well that you'll mod the shiz out of the TT, yet you deny it

I can't wait to see it. I love a good build thread.

It was so expected haha

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

I'm outta here very soon. Going home to do more work on my car. Securing the intercooler and doing some logging tonight, all fun stuff!

damo.h · Jul 18, 2011

Sounds fun I'm sat in traffic tryin to catch up on today's pub antics. Can't see the video of welly's bellend thank god!!

crazy88 · Jul 18, 2011

damo.h said:
Sounds fun I'm sat in traffic tryin to catch up on today's pub antics. Can't see the video of welly's bellend thank god!!

It's for the best, it's only small and has bleached bits on it apparently.

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

I'm going to start work on the tittie tonight also.

Clunk hunting on car number 2.... Yay!! lol

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

Welly said:
I'm going to start work on the tittie tonight also.

Clunk hunting on car number 2.... Yay!! lol

Start by ripping out all the sh!TTy (see what I did there

) rubber hose. You must have loads of odds and sods of silicone kicking about?

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

I have TONS of S3 cast off gear! Air filter included.... mwhahaha

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

Welly said:
I have TONS of S3 cast off gear! Air filter included.... mwhahaha

I expect you to show VCDS logs of the tittie running over 200g/s tomorrow

Welly · Jul 18, 2011

W3STY said:
I expect you to show VCDS logs of the tittie running over 200g/s tomorrow

Hmmmm. I'll try. And fail.

The wheel bearing needs doing the most!! lol

ScottD3 · Jul 18, 2011

I got a bit wet on my little explore and ended up having to travel 2 hours home like this.

Westy · Jul 18, 2011

Hahahahahaha fecking brilliant.

Me and 3 of my mates traveled all the way back from Alton Towers once in rush hour in our pants after getting soaked on the Ripsaw ride.

damo.h · Jul 18, 2011

ScottB5 said:
I got a bit wet on my little explore and ended up having to travel 2 hours home like this.

Scott Yr lass needs to shave her legs!

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