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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Turns out there was room for a small one on the drive....
    Oh yeah speaking of "little ones". When I was in the 80s bar on Sat night some bloke squeezed in the middle urinal out of three in the bogs, I was one end and my mate was the other end. I said "room for a little one" and this guy said "fcuk off you cnut, this aint a little one" and he flopped out some impressive man sausage! Jesus it was impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Oh yeah speaking of "little ones". When I was in the 80s bar on Sat night some bloke squeezed in the middle urinal out of three in the bogs, I was one end and my mate was the other end. I said "room for a little one" and this guy said "fcuk off you cnut, this aint a little one" and he flopped out some impressive man sausage! Jesus it was impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Well, no promises, but I will keep it as long as I can.

    I won't lie, when the thought of selling it comes up I do get genuinely emotional.

    I am staggeringly attached to that car, more so than any other I have ever owned.
    I feel the same about mine. I think once youve got a car to how you want it and you've spent a lot of time doing the work yourself, you do become attached.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    WTF?!?
    King Dong mate!
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    lol, photos or it didn't....

    Actually, never mind!!
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    Dane, Nice one mate. where you off to again?

    Welly, small one on the drive? You just bought a TT?

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    Anyway, moving away from penises, here is something very feminine!! lol



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    Nice looking motor Welly. How did the VCDS scan go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    lol, photos or it didn't....

    Actually, never mind!!
    I was in shock mate. The guy started to windmill it infront of me too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Nice looking motor Welly. How did the VCDS scan go?
    Excellently. I used the 10 faults to beat him down £250 quid.

    I saved the log:



    Saturday, 16 July 2011, 13:49:16

    VAG-COM Version: Release 409.1-S



    Control Module Part Number: 8L0 906 018 Q

    Component and/or Version: 1.8L R4/5VT 0001

    Software Coding: 10710

    Work Shop Code: WSC 01236

    Additional Info: TRUZZZ8NZ11026145 AUZ5Z0YD063056

    10 Faults Found:

    17705 - Pressure Drop between Turbo and Throttle Valve (check D.V.!)

    P1297 - 35-00 - -

    17545 - Fuel Trim: Bank 1 (Add): System too Rich

    P1137 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16684 - Random/Multiple Cylinder Misfire Detected

    P0300 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16687 - Cylinder 3 Misfire Detected

    P0303 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17763 - Cylinder 1 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1355 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17766 - Cylinder 2 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1358 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17769 - Cylinder 3 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1361 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17772 - Cylinder 4 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1364 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17956 - Boost Pressure Regulation Valve (N75): Open Circuit

    P1548 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16497 - Intake Air Temp. Sensor (G42): Signal too High

    P0113 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    Westy, you talk to people in toilets?

    Weldone welly, I knew you could not sell that car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I was in shock mate. The guy started to windmill it infront of me too!
    Wrong in some kind of style.

    Still, he was obviously proud.

    W*nker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Welly, small one on the drive? You just bought a TT?
    Yeah, I have this real issue with impulse buying. lol
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    All cleared and none came back? you lucky chap, £250 off. I looks like it could do with spacers and a hit with the lowering stick dude...

    Westy I hope he windmilled before peeing and you didnt get spattered in pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    All cleared and none came back? you lucky chap, £250 off. I looks like it could do with spacers and a hit with the lowering stick dude...

    Westy I hope he windmilled before peeing and you didnt get spattered in pee.
    It needs lowering BIG TIME lol.

    My mate has some S3 springs... :-/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Excellently. I used the 10 faults to beat him down £250 quid.

    I saved the log:



    Saturday, 16 July 2011, 13:49:16

    VAG-COM Version: Release 409.1-S



    Control Module Part Number: 8L0 906 018 Q

    Component and/or Version: 1.8L R4/5VT 0001

    Software Coding: 10710

    Work Shop Code: WSC 01236

    Additional Info: TRUZZZ8NZ11026145 AUZ5Z0YD063056

    10 Faults Found:

    17705 - Pressure Drop between Turbo and Throttle Valve (check D.V.!)

    P1297 - 35-00 - -

    17545 - Fuel Trim: Bank 1 (Add): System too Rich

    P1137 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16684 - Random/Multiple Cylinder Misfire Detected

    P0300 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16687 - Cylinder 3 Misfire Detected

    P0303 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17763 - Cylinder 1 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1355 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17766 - Cylinder 2 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1358 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17769 - Cylinder 3 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1361 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17772 - Cylinder 4 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1364 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17956 - Boost Pressure Regulation Valve (N75): Open Circuit

    P1548 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16497 - Intake Air Temp. Sensor (G42): Signal too High

    P0113 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

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    All cleared before driving home, none came back. Win.
    Sounds like you need to do the n249 bypass, new set of coils, re-do the coil wiring, new N75, cant believe how much you beat the guy down. Good work, what a bargain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Sounds like you need to do the n249 bypass, new set of coils, re-do the coil wiring, new N75, cant believe how much you beat the guy down. Good work, what a bargain.
    Dude they cleared and didnt come back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Westy I hope he windmilled before peeing and you didnt get spattered in pee.
    Yeah it was a pre pi$$ windmill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Dude they cleared and didnt come back
    They will. Codes like that appear for a reason in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Sounds like you need to do the n249 bypass, new set of coils, re-do the coil wiring, new N75, cant believe how much you beat the guy down. Good work, what a bargain.
    They were all old codes mate.

    N75 has already been replaced, it's had a 007P put on it which I can only assume was to replace the knackered DV, coils have been replaced.

    249 bypass is a must though.
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    Morning all.

    Nice TT Welly.

    I spent the weekend doing a few DIY jobs round the house - usual maintenance and looking at bikes.

    Seen a couple I like - but have to go back and try them out.

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    Mel drove the S3 back from Cardiff where I picked it up, it was nice to see Bumble cruising along from other people's perspective.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    They were all old codes mate.

    N75 has already been replaced, it's had a 007P put on it which I can only assume was to replace the knackered DV, coils have been replaced.

    249 bypass is a must though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Mel drove the S3 back from Cardiff where I picked it up, it was nice to see Bumble cruising along from other people's perspective.
    You gave Mel the faster one of the two

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    Does Mel ever give the car some beans? I'd be scared to let my wife drive a car as fast as your S3!

    TT looks nice actually, I like the black roof. Sounds like a bargain too. OK, that's a lie, I have no idea what you bought it for, but everyone else said it, so I thought i'd join in


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    Morning guys, sounds like you all had a nice busy weekend. So starts another week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    You gave Mel the faster one of the two
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Does Mel ever give the car some beans? I'd be scared to let my wife drive a car as fast as your S3!
    I know, I was behind her on the last bit of the journey home and she dicked me heavy.... I was chuckling.

    Still, she did manage to produce a flame on change which was cool to watch!
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    Hot girl in a fast car is so full or fin!!! We need a photoshoot of her and your car before it goes Welly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Hot girl in a fast car is so full or fin!!! We need a photoshoot of her and your car before it goes Welly.
    Funny you should say that, but I have one planned actually. Her mate is doing a shoot for me.

    She's got a bumblebee outfit as well which I might make her wear!! lol
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    When my clutch pedal snaped my mate drove my car home with no clutch for me and I followed in his work van. She did look pretty following her
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    What's that phrase...Pics or it didn't happen? lol. And by that I mean we need pics posting here, or at least in our pm's.

    So how long before the TT goes hybrid? Does it drive nice, or very similar to a quattro a3?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    So how long before the TT goes hybrid? Does it drive nice, or very similar to a quattro a3?
    It won't be. Going to try and get some sort of economy from it lol.

    It drives OK, bit crap as it needs a lower arm NS I think, or could be a CV joint. Also needs a wheel bearing BIG time.

    Also a thermostat will be required. Usual 1.8T foibles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    It won't be. Going to try and get some sort of economy from it lol.

    It drives OK, bit crap as it needs a lower arm NS I think, or could be a CV joint. Also needs a wheel bearing BIG time.

    Also a thermostat will be required. Usual 1.8T foibles.
    No problem for the Wellynator! I found that swapping between the s3 and a3 quattro my fuel economy didnt really change (obviously that doesnt apply now) I put it down to the k03 spooling earlier, what do you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    It won't be. Going to try and get some sort of economy from it lol.

    It drives OK, bit crap as it needs a lower arm NS I think, or could be a CV joint. Also needs a wheel bearing BIG time.

    Also a thermostat will be required. Usual 1.8T foibles.
    It'll give you something to do again mate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    No problem for the Wellynator! I found that swapping between the s3 and a3 quattro my fuel economy didnt really change (obviously that doesnt apply now) I put it down to the k03 spooling earlier, what do you think?
    I put it down to you driving your S3 like a biatch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
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