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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Damo, you are a commando mothahuffer!
    Not anymore dude a good case of EBV made me half the man I once was lol. Skinny fook!
    Added the source for it and then installed it.
    Wierd should be ok. What OS/ jb you using ?? Try redsn0w most others have been blocked I'm told

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    Damo - you should play airsoft it's ace!
    Thought about it Dane especially after seeing some of tuffty's arsenal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    final fantasy 7 & 8 are the ones to beat imo, so much work went into those games and it shows.
    I am sure i have those on my steam account, will check when i get home and go on my laptop. Thts only downfall of my ipad, it wont run my steam games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Thought about it Dane especially after seeing some of tuffty's arsenal
    Dude it's pretty cool, I get too fecking into it sometimes and think to myself on the way home, why do I have a desk job again lol



    I used to have an L85a1 and an L96 too, but I didnt buy very good ones lol

    The top one is an m16a4 - SAM-R - with marines markings
    The next two are just m4a1's although the middle one is a proffesional training weapon. The bottom one had colt markings

    Left hand desert coloured pistol is an MEU/1911
    the middle pistol is a glock 17c
    and the right hand pistol is a m9

    Next on the list is a Sig226 fo sho
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Not anymore dude a good case of EBV made me half the man I once was lol. Skinny fook!
    Half a commando still beats one non-commando.

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    Wierd should be ok. What OS/ jb you using ?? Try redsn0w most others have been blocked I'm told
    ios 4.3.3.
    Its all working now though mate. I think I was just being a bit impatient and clicking on everything in sight.

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    I used redsn0w to jailbreak my 3GS no problem at all.

    Dane I love that pic of all you weaponry
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I used redsn0w to jailbreak my 3GS no problem at all.

    Dane I love that pic of all you weaponry
    Cheers but that aint all of it mate

    Theres an R700 an MP5 with a torch mount and bits another glock and a g36

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    You're a Groundpounder.
    Marines are better.

    Any one left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Dude it's pretty cool, I get too fecking into it sometimes and think to myself on the way home, why do I have a desk job again lol



    I used to have an L85a1 and an L96 too, but I didnt buy very good ones lol

    The top one is an m16a4 - SAM-R - with marines markings
    The next two are just m4a1's although the middle one is a proffesional training weapon. The bottom one had colt markings

    Left hand desert coloured pistol is an MEU/1911
    the middle pistol is a glock 17c
    and the right hand pistol is a m9

    Next on the list is a Sig226 fo sho
    I want a go......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I want a go......
    Do it, it's like paintball but better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Do it, it's like paintball but better!
    nahh that costs money. lol

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    I'm here till 6pm tonight. Going to get a bottle of red on the way home. The mrs says she wants a pounding later but I cant be arsed
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm here till 6pm tonight. Going to get a bottle of red on the way home. The mrs says she wants a pounding later but I cant be arsed
    Man up you fanny

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    nahh that costs money. lol
    Yes it does thats the only draw back

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm here till 6pm tonight. Going to get a bottle of red on the way home. The mrs says she wants a pounding later but I cant be arsed
    You know what?

    I feel just like that sometimes, after a long day, and week, at work, I really can't be bothered on a Friday night. I normally want to sit and watch telly or a film, maybe some Playstation accompanied with some vino.

    I completely understand that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Man up you fanny
    ^^ Ignore him. lol.
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    There is a very obvious difference here, I don't have a girlfriend.

    So I get to chill out with a bottle of beer, Play playstation and watch telly all the time lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    You know what?

    I feel just like that sometimes, after a long day, and week, at work, I really can't be bothered on a Friday night. I normally want to sit and watch telly or a film, maybe some Playstation accompanied with some vino.

    I completely understand that.
    That's why I like you mate. That Dane just wont understand until he's been out with a nympho!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    There is a very obvious difference here, I don't have a girlfriend.

    So I get to chill out with a bottle of beer, Play playstation and watch telly all the time lol
    Do you know how tempting that sounds to me at times!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    until he's been out with a nympho!
    Assuming you mean the hard work it is, and the guilt you feel when you get the sad little face when you tell them no.... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    You're a Groundpounder.
    Marines are better. ?
    Marine, marine in a boat living proof that **** can float

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Dude it's pretty cool, I get too fecking into it sometimes and think to myself on the way home, why do I have a desk job again lol



    I used to have an L85a1 and an L96 too, but I didnt buy very good ones lol

    The top one is an m16a4 - SAM-R - with marines markings
    The next two are just m4a1's although the middle one is a proffesional training weapon. The bottom one had colt markings

    Left hand desert coloured pistol is an MEU/1911
    the middle pistol is a glock 17c
    and the right hand pistol is a m9

    Next on the list is a Sig226 fo sho
    Dane hope you don't mind if I belt one off over Yr weeeeapons.
    Nice cach you got goin there dude. Loving the colt's cracking bit of kit, used to use the l96a1 with a x10/x15 schmidt & bender scope. Awesome!

    That training m4 is it LPTR ??

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    Half a commando still beats one non-commando.



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    Its all working now though mate. I think I was just being a bit impatient and clicking on everything in sight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm here till 6pm tonight. Going to get a bottle of red on the way home. The mrs says she wants a pounding later but I cant be arsed
    What the double fook man! If it's on a plate smash it.... Or Do her with the wine bottle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Do you know how tempting that sounds to me at times!! lol
    That is bliss. I can do that during the week but not the weekends. I'm sure it'll be easier to do that when I live with her.

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Assuming you mean the hard work it is, and the guilt you feel when you get the sad little face when you tell them no.... lol.
    I've not been able to say "no" yet, I just roll over and pretend to be asleep shhhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    What the double fook man! If it's on a plate smash it.... Or Do her with the wine bottle
    The best I ever did was with the handle of a MASSIVE screwdriver. Getting going was hard work, but my god what fun afterwards.... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I've not been able to say "no" yet, I just roll over and pretend to be asleep shhhhh
    I don't, she knows what the score is.... lol. No means no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    The best I ever did was with the handle of a MASSIVE screwdriver. Getting going was hard work, but my god what fun afterwards.... lol
    I've got a 63mm silicone bend in the garage
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I've got a 63mm silicone bend in the garage
    Hmmmmm... photos or it didn't happen....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Hmmmmm... photos or it didn't happen....
    It definitely wont happen, she's only a size 8 and has a tight tuppence
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Dane hope you don't mind if I belt one off over Yr weeeeapons.
    Nice cach you got goin there dude. Loving the colt's cracking bit of kit, used to use the l96a1 with a x10/x15 schmidt & bender scope. Awesome!

    That training m4 is it LPTR ??
    Cheers, dude I do have a bit of a thing for rifles, cant beat the real thing!

    All of my rifles are electric and run 11.1 lithium polymer batteries (mega quick)

    the training one is made by a company called Systema, it's an actual wait and balance replica, I couldn't help my self but to put real parts on it. The stock is a real magpul one, as is the single point sling mount and I've got a real steel front RIS coming It's amazing too really well put together

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    Lol that took me ages to write, rather off topic from using house hold appliances for stimulation.

    I've got a good one, got a gillette fusion with a battery in that vibrates? take the head off so you dont cut yourself and viola! one handy size, manly looking, O - machine that you take with you anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    It definitely wont happen, she's only a size 8 and has a tight tuppence
    It's all in the preparation..... lol. Much like food.

    Get some booze on board, combined with some prep work, anything is possible...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    It's all in the preparation..... lol. Much like food.

    Get some booze on board, combined with some prep work, anything is possible...
    Bloody hell, you paint a pretty picture
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    false sense of security - its all part of the plan

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Bloody hell, you paint a pretty picture
    I maintain that anything is possible.... lol.

    There are only solutions!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    false sense of security - its all part of the plan
    Shhhhhh.
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    Lol welly = date rape

    On a sad note tonight is my daughters primary school leavers prom.
    I'm praying none of the little feckers fancy finger pie for supper.

    I'll be in the bushes in an OP

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    On a sad note tonight is my daughters primary school leavers prom.
    I'm praying none of the little feckers fancy finger pie for supper.
    At primary school?? Na, they don't know about that sort of stuff then do they??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    At primary school?? Na, they don't know about that sort of stuff then do they??

    Hell yeah. My mrs is a primary school teacher and she was teaching 9 year olds basic sex education 2 weeks ago!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Hell yeah. My mrs is a primary school teacher and she was teaching 9 year olds basic sex education 2 weeks ago!!!
    Seriously!!! She's never mentioned that over dinner.
    They know way more than I did back in the day. All I did was skateboard and play man hunt. Don't think I got finger pie till 14

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Seriously!!! She's never mentioned that over dinner.
    They know way more than I did back in the day. All I did was skateboard and play man hunt. Don't think I got finger pie till 14
    Yeah my mrs was teaching her 9 year olds about condoms and erections, the basics. She did get some great questions. One girl asked if when pregnant do you have to drink lots of milk to fill your breasts up with milk lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    The best I ever did was with the handle of a MASSIVE screwdriver. Getting going was hard work, but my god what fun afterwards.... lol
    Don't mean to do a u'y but you got me thinkin.... The misses loves it when I'm working wearing my tool belt.
    Might fill it with all her toys and slip it under the bed.
    Beat her up there, then when she turns on the lights...... Ta daaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

    Megan will be at the prom that gives me 4 hrs of smashin

 

 

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