Monster MotorsportChris Nott
Page 130 of 755 FirstFirst ... 3080120123124125126127128129130131132133134135136137140180230630 ... LastLast
Results 5,161 to 5,200 of 30187
Like Tree2667Likes

Thread: ASN's Pub

  1. #5161
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Going to get quiet round here today
    Not on a Friday
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  2. # ADS
    ADS
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Global
    Posts
    Many
     
  3. #5162
    Gti Jazz Blue's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Hampshire
    Posts
    1,654
    Today I will mainly be willing the price of heating oil to come down as we need to fill our tank for next Winter.

    I don't fancy paying 58ppl to fill up our 1800l tank

    The tank monitor has been flashing red for the last month, but the price only seems to be going upwards at the moment.

    Paul
    2011 (MY12) Skoda Octavia II FL VRS Manual Hatch 2.0Tsi in Race Blue.
    Gone not forgotten -
    2005 Black A3 (8P1) S-Line 2.0TDi DSG. Eibach Pro Springs, Koni FSD shocks and a few bling bits inside.
    Revo 99 GTi Turbo, too much to list mod wise.
    92 Golf Gti Mark 2 16V.

    VCDS HEX-USB+CAN

  4. #5163
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Today I will mainly be willing the price of heating oil to come down as we need to fill our tank for next Winter.

    I don't fancy paying 58ppl to fill up our 1800l tank

    The tank monitor has been flashing red for the last month, but the price only seems to be going upwards at the moment.

    Paul
    I've got shares in Desire petrolium. The price at the pump goes up, yet my shares have bombed down
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  5. #5164
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003
    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Today I will mainly be willing the price of heating oil to come down as we need to fill our tank for next Winter.

    I don't fancy paying 58ppl to fill up our 1800l tank

    The tank monitor has been flashing red for the last month, but the price only seems to be going upwards at the moment.

    Paul
    Ouch! Country living at it's best!

  6. #5165
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,806
    Well, so long suckers! I am off home... to decorate.

    Have a good one and I doubt i'll be on much over the weekend, so most likely i'll catch up on Monday.


  7. #5166
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003
    Have fun!

  8. #5167
    Gti Jazz Blue's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Hampshire
    Posts
    1,654
    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Ouch! Country living at it's best!
    Yes but we aren't really in the country where we are, we are in a village but it is only separated from the outskirts of Fareham and Warsash by about a mile - hence a 7Mb/s ADSL at home.

    Just no mains Gas pipe laid and our power and phones are overhead, we have mains sewers, the other place we looked at didn't have mains sewers but did have mains gas (go figure).

    Paul
    2011 (MY12) Skoda Octavia II FL VRS Manual Hatch 2.0Tsi in Race Blue.
    Gone not forgotten -
    2005 Black A3 (8P1) S-Line 2.0TDi DSG. Eibach Pro Springs, Koni FSD shocks and a few bling bits inside.
    Revo 99 GTi Turbo, too much to list mod wise.
    92 Golf Gti Mark 2 16V.

    VCDS HEX-USB+CAN

  9. #5168
    Gti Jazz Blue's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Hampshire
    Posts
    1,654
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Well, so long suckers! I am off home... to decorate.

    Have a good one and I doubt i'll be on much over the weekend, so most likely i'll catch up on Monday.
    Have a good weekend
    2011 (MY12) Skoda Octavia II FL VRS Manual Hatch 2.0Tsi in Race Blue.
    Gone not forgotten -
    2005 Black A3 (8P1) S-Line 2.0TDi DSG. Eibach Pro Springs, Koni FSD shocks and a few bling bits inside.
    Revo 99 GTi Turbo, too much to list mod wise.
    92 Golf Gti Mark 2 16V.

    VCDS HEX-USB+CAN

  10. #5169
    Welly's Avatar
    VX220 SC Driver :)

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Gloucestershire
    Posts
    10,695
    It's gone all lonely now....

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
    Homer Simpson





  11. #5170
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    I'm so bored. Going to have to crack out some food soon
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  12. #5171
    Welly's Avatar
    VX220 SC Driver :)

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Gloucestershire
    Posts
    10,695
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm so bored. Going to have to crack out some food soon
    I've got to meet the missus for lunch at 12 today, she's in town and wants to 'do lunch'.

    I'd rather find somewhere to 'do her'.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
    Homer Simpson





  13. #5172
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I've got to meet the missus for lunch at 12 today, she's in town and wants to 'do lunch'.

    I'd rather find somewhere to 'do her'.
    Find a field and have a picnic then smash her in

    I'll be heading to spoons about 2pm for a beer and burger.
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  14. #5173
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,806
    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I've got to meet the missus for lunch at 12 today, she's in town and wants to 'do lunch'.

    I'd rather find somewhere to 'do her'.
    On the bonnet of your car?


    Train pubbing now! It's rammed, and once again nobody will sit next to me


  15. #5174
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003
    Me too, I need to go and buy some shorts at lunchtime.

    The landlady at the pub has decided to do cocktails on an outside bar during the summer and guess who got the job... she also told me I had to wear jeans not shorts, I wear shorts to the pub even when it's snowing because it's always boiling in there.

    There is a problem with her plan;
    1. no ones going to buy cocktails it's not that kind of pub
    2. this means I will end up working inside.
    3. Inside the pub is always boiling and a nightmare if you wear jeans.

    So I'm downgrading a nicer pair of shorts.

    the thing is whilst I'll happily blow a grand on my car I really resent having to go into town and spend £30 on shorts! anybody else like that or is it just me?

  16. #5175
    Welly's Avatar
    VX220 SC Driver :)

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Gloucestershire
    Posts
    10,695
    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Me too, I need to go and buy some shorts at lunchtime.

    The landlady at the pub has decided to do cocktails on an outside bar during the summer and guess who got the job... she also told me I had to wear jeans not shorts, I wear shorts to the pub even when it's snowing because it's always boiling in there.

    There is a problem with her plan;
    1. no ones going to buy cocktails it's not that kind of pub
    2. this means I will end up working inside.
    3. Inside the pub is always boiling and a nightmare if you wear jeans.

    So I'm downgrading a nicer pair of shorts.

    the thing is whilst I'll happily blow a grand on my car I really resent having to go into town and spend £30 on shorts anybody else like that or is it just me?
    No, I'm exactly the same. I took ages considering spending a tenner the other day which made me laugh.

    I'm careful with money, apart from when it comes to the car.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
    Homer Simpson





  17. #5176
    Welly's Avatar
    VX220 SC Driver :)

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Gloucestershire
    Posts
    10,695
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Find a field and have a picnic then smash her in
    The river is flowing red matey, and the dirt track requires equipment I don't have...
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
    Homer Simpson





  18. #5177
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,806
    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    ...
    the thing is whilst I'll happily blow a grand on my car I really resent having to go into town and spend £30 on shorts anybody else like that or is it just me?
    I'm the same but on my bike. I resent buying some threads to cover up my genitalia, yet I'll happily spend hundreds on my bikes.


  19. #5178
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    the thing is whilst I'll happily blow a grand on my car I really resent having to go into town and spend £30 on shorts! anybody else like that or is it just me?
    Haha this is just like me too.

    When I brooke up with my ex I spent loads on clothes as I needed them desperately. I then got interested in my car again and have spends thousands this year on it. Now my car is almost finished I'll be back to saving for a house like mad and might treat myself to some new clothes.
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  20. #5179
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,806
    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    The river is flowing red matey, and the dirt track requires equipment I don't have...
    A speculum?

    If that's the case just tell her you're busy at work!


  21. #5180
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    The river is flowing red matey, and the dirt track requires equipment I don't have...
    A little too much info there mate!

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm the same but on my bike. I resent buying some threads to cover up my genitalia, yet I'll happily spend hundreds on my bikes.
    I bet all your boxers have hole in them lol
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  22. #5181
    Welly's Avatar
    VX220 SC Driver :)

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Gloucestershire
    Posts
    10,695
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    A little too much info there mate!
    You love it.... lol
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
    Homer Simpson





  23. #5182
    Welly's Avatar
    VX220 SC Driver :)

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Gloucestershire
    Posts
    10,695
    It looks like it will be me and Dane only pretty much going to Castle Combe tomorrow... and we will both be going in one car!! lol

    Fail.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
    Homer Simpson





  24. #5183
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    It looks like it will be me and Dane only pretty much going to Castle Combe tomorrow... and we will both be going in one car!! lol

    Fail.
    massive Fail.
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  25. #5184
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003
    Good not just me then, stupid clothes... I hand the money over and all I can think is thats enough V-power for a week... GGhheeeeyyy

  26. #5185
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,806
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post

    I bet all your boxers have hole in them lol
    They do! 3 in fact

    My wife is always getting on at me to update my wardrobe. Pfft


  27. #5186
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Welly I think you and Dane should come to the ring in September. You need to do it before selling your car. And we need to get Dane in the Cherry Bar so he can get laid
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  28. #5187
    Gti Jazz Blue's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Hampshire
    Posts
    1,654
    I hate clothes shopping - not spending the money - actually going clothes shopping. I've been know to find a pair of jeans that I like the fit of and then buy three pairs - one in each colour.

    Welly - BJ time mate
    2011 (MY12) Skoda Octavia II FL VRS Manual Hatch 2.0Tsi in Race Blue.
    Gone not forgotten -
    2005 Black A3 (8P1) S-Line 2.0TDi DSG. Eibach Pro Springs, Koni FSD shocks and a few bling bits inside.
    Revo 99 GTi Turbo, too much to list mod wise.
    92 Golf Gti Mark 2 16V.

    VCDS HEX-USB+CAN

  29. #5188
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    massive Fail.
    We could take the mk2 but it might blow up... lol

  30. #5189
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Welly - BJ time mate
    Brilliant

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    We could take the mk2 but it might blow up... lol
    Do it, then if it does go pop you can start the build on it
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  31. #5190
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Welly I think you and Dane should come to the ring in September. You need to do it before selling your car. And we need to get Dane in the Cherry Bar so he can get laid
    Ho ho ho, sounds good , I think I'm too attached to my s3 to drive it hard round the ring and risk binning it into the armco.

  32. #5191
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,806
    On my train there's a girl playing a psp and a lady playing a ds! WTF! Games consoles are for boys! I'm that angry that I might confront them.


  33. #5192
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003
    Never mind games consoles, what are they doing out of the kitchen???

  34. #5193
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Ho ho ho, sounds good , I think I'm too attached to my s3 to drive it hard round the ring and risk binning it into the armco.
    Dont drive it hard then. It's called a "tourist lap" so just plonk on your right indicator and plod around the outside of the trak at 60mph taking in the views. It's a great experience and this years trip will be great as we have some ASN massive coming with us.
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  35. #5194
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,273
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    On my train there's a girl playing a psp and a lady playing a ds! WTF! Games consoles are for boys! I'm that angry that I might confront them.
    These modern women, I dont like them
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  36. #5195
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Dont drive it hard then. It's called a "tourist lap" so just plonk on your right indicator and plod around the outside of the trak at 60mph taking in the views. It's a great experience and this years trip will be great as we have some ASN massive coming with us.
    Yeah that wouldn't happen, I'm too competitive to do that, I could, with all the good intentions in the world go out for a tourist lap, and the second you over took me I'd get the pink mist.

  37. #5196
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,806
    I'd love to have permission for such an outing. But I can't see myself getting to the nurburgring any time soon. If I did youd also all realises how much of a nob I really am

    And Dane, you're so right. The hostess trolley just came past so I'm going to suggest they tag along with her and assist in serving cold drinks you'd hard working men.


  38. #5197
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,806
    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    ... I'd get the pink mist.
    Isn't that what welly's mrs has got?


  39. #5198
    Sandra's Avatar
    MODERATOR

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Scotland
    Posts
    15,453
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    These modern women, I dont like them
    Whats wrong with modern women, you guys feeling threatened lol.

  40. #5199
    Dane's Avatar
    Faster than a V12 Q7

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    4,003

  41. #5200
    jojo's Avatar
    S3 Drift King!

    Status
    Online
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Solihull, Midlands
    Posts
    25,506
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    why would you want to eat 20 chunks of randomly solected processed bits of chicken?
    Thats my thought of chicken nuggets anyway.
    I work in fast food, so I eat pretty much anything that's edible! lol

    Jo, you got an iPhone right? Come on, do a songify tune.
    Indeed I have, but my 7 year old son is having too much fun with Songify, ripping the sh!t out of yours truly, I aint had time to compose my own! lol

    Jo, no luck on the BMW?
    My mate is having a hard time selling his GTIs. 2.0, 1.8K, FSH, New MOT did want £1500 but dropped it down to £1300, no one wants it. Can't even sell the 1.8T GTI.
    I've nearly sold it 3 times, but it's still blood here! Not much interest at all...



    99' Audi S3(APY) - Brilliant Black Click>>>Going Sideways vid!
    You've got to have a laugh! For Sale:LCR Brakes - £400



 

 

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO

Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO