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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Sandip goes round for coffee and tweaks
    I bet he does! He knows feck all about cars too
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I would just like to set the record straight and say that she requested my friendship not the other way round. She must have realised that I know what i'm doing when it comes to cars
    That line a. We know your game, we are all friends here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Does anyone else think there is a striking resembelance to s3girl in that tiny pic?
    With out wanting to sound mean to any one but alot of birds are looking the same now.
    Long straigt blond hair, yellow/brown fake tan and more make up than a burlesque show.
    Well, thats just my observation any way.

    God, I sound like a right erm..........Don't know but I don't think its normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I bet he does! He knows feck all about cars too
    Would any bloke turn down the option to help an atractive female with her car, if they know what they are doing or not?

    The same thought runs though every mans head (unless they are gay or odd) and it resembles something like a bad (yet good) porno.

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    She is a bit fine though looking at the pic..... Lets be fair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    We only have 1 female contributer (that I can think of) and thats Sandra.
    Not sure more women would be a good thing or not.
    Whould we stop talking so openly about the things we do?
    Would the depravity get any worse or better?
    Would we be lucky and to see pics of hot Audi chicks?
    Thanks for the mention Scott, i can assure you guys it would take a lot for you guys to offend me with your banter, i find it really amusing and you should all just continue as normal. I believe that Sarah a3 drops in occassionally so i not the only female, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Would any bloke turn down the option to help an atractive female with her car, if they know what they are doing or not?

    The same thought runs though every mans head (unless they are gay or odd) and it resembles something like a bad (yet good) porno.
    Lol you're getting old Scott! how does that make you feel Westy I wouldn't know what a girl my age looks like these days, horray for new job in two weeks time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    She is a bit fine though looking at the pic..... Lets be fair.
    Yes, yes she is, Smashing pastys comes to mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Lol you're getting old Scott! how does that make you feel Westy
    I've had 2 people this week comment on how grey my hair is starting to go
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I've had 2 people this week comment on how grey my hair is starting to go
    Dude thats my second post in two days that you've disliked

    I'll do better.

    ps grey = distinguished, chicks dig that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Dude thats my second post in two days that you've disliked

    I'll do better.

    ps grey = distinguished, chicks dig that
    I am at a good age where I seem to be able to attrack birds younger than me and older than me
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I am at a good age where I seem to be able to attrack birds younger than me and older than me
    attack or attract dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    She is a bit fine though looking at the pic..... Lets be fair.
    Yup, she is that.
    Pastys, back doors, smashing and all that goodness.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Thanks for the mention Scott, i can assure you guys it would take a lot for you guys to offend me with your banter, i find it really amusing and you should all just continue as normal. I believe that Sarah a3 drops in occassionally so i not the only female, lol.
    Ahh yeah sarah. Can't forget her.............O wait, I did. sorry sarah.
    We need more female contribution to this thread then.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Lol you're getting old Scott! how does that make you feel Westy I wouldn't know what a girl my age looks like these days, horray for new job in two weeks time!
    Old man westy and scott.
    Don't forget Grandad Ads.

    New job? Where you off to?
    The only girls about my age I see are Navy lot.
    If I ever pick the misses up I only ever see girls ranging from 16 to 24, Not that I'm moaning. Most women that works in lingerie are fit.

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I've had 2 people this week comment on how grey my hair is starting to go
    I now have 3 different hair colours, Brown, Ginger and Grey.
    Should we dye are hair? Is that manly thing to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Should we dye are hair? Is that manly thing to do?
    According to my Mrs we are lucky *******s and just look distinguished.

    Wait till your stubble and other bodily hair starts to go grey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    attack or attract dude?
    lol attract.

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Should we dye are hair? Is that manly thing to do?
    Never mate. Grow old gracefully. I want mine to go grey so I can grow it and be like this:

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    I still look 18, and thus attract 17 year old females.

    AMAZING.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I still look 18, and thus attract 17 year old females.

    AMAZING.
    And this is why we all hate you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I still look 18, and thus attract 17 year old females.

    AMAZING.
    Living the dream!

    Also this
    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I still look 18, and thus attract 17 year old females.

    AMAZING.
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    Good times

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    And this is why we all hate you!


    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Living the dream!


    I'm enjoying it while it lasts gentlemen, it won't forever.

    It does have downsides like not being taken seriously at work sometimes....

    But I can live with that for the opportunity of teenage snatchola.
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    Teenage snatch is so full of win...however, MILF snatch is really where its at!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Living the dream!

    Also this

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    LOL,

    More like:

    Look 18 + Newquay = the clap + single.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Teenage snatch is so full of win...however, MILF snatch is really where its at!
    Oooooh and I so agree. The bird I was seeing before my missus was 29 and had a nipper.

    My god what a ride.

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    Attracting really young birds isn't good, most of them are idiots. You need milf gash with high paid job and likes a dirty bit of rough
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    It makes you proud to be a man!

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    Teen age snatch or older more experianced snatch?

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    My mate went home with some milf after a night out. While he was ploughing into her he looked over at the bedside table and she had a photo of her and her daughter. He said her daughter looked as old as he did (mid 20s) but was well fit. He said he finished off while looking at the daughter lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Teen age snatch or older more experianced snatch?
    We need a poll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    My mate went home with some milf after a night out. While he was ploughing into her he looked over at the bedside table and she had a photo of her and her daughter. He said her daughter looked as old as he did (mid 20s) but was well fit. He said he finished off while looking at the daughter lol
    Hero

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Hero
    The same mate took another milf back to a friends flat and she put out back door action on a 1 night stand! How dirty is that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    The same mate took another milf back to a friends flat and she put out back door action on a 1 night stand! How dirty is that!
    That's not dirty...it's just as they should. More than likely it's because she was a bucket and it'd have been like throwing a sausage down the channel tunnel if he went in her vagingo!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That's not dirty...it's just as they should. More than likely it's because she was a bucket and it'd have been like throwing a sausage down the channel tunnel if he went in her vagingo!
    Loosey goosey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That's not dirty...it's just as they should. More than likely it's because she was a bucket and it'd have been like throwing a sausage down the channel tunnel if he went in her vagingo!
    Possibly, but from what he said, the back wasn't much tighter
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Possibly, but from what he said, the back wasn't much tighter
    Outstanding! I'm lost for any other words.


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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Attracting really young birds isn't good, most of them are idiots. You need milf gash with high paid job and likes a dirty bit of rough
    lol, I don't want to marry them!! Hit it and quit it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Possibly, but from what he said, the back wasn't much tighter


    That's the downside....

    She must like a bit of brown if that was the case...

    Fair play
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    I'm off home.
    I'll catch you all later.
    Have fun and have a good weekend.

    Westy, Pm me your mobile number if you want instant price on paint or don't if you can wait for PM.

    Bye.

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    See ya dude! Only 15 mins left for me too, wahoooooooooooo


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    lol, I don't want to marry them!! Hit it and quit it....
    There's two types of birds:

    Spray and stay

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    Load and leave
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    See ya dude! Only 15 mins left for me too, wahoooooooooooo
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I'm off home.
    I'll catch you all later.
    Have fun and have a good weekend.

    Westy, Pm me your mobile number if you want instant price on paint or don't if you can wait for PM.

    Bye.
    Double Gay! its not even 11 am

    ps Have a good weekend!

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    9 minutes to go now gentlemen!!!!! I go get changed at 11:07, walk to the train at 11:17, board the 11:27. Arrive at 12:00, cycle home for about 12:20. bosh!


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