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    How old is yours Damo? I'm so tempted to upload the pic, it's quality! A proper little log in the potty. Apparently the wife nearly spewed everywhere, ha!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Ads I got and some form of me talking **** attempt.
    You want it? See what you can do or not do?
    Bring it on mate.
    I'll send you my addy.

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    *Drum roll for Damo*

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    He just had the squits, and had to go...gutted!

    Or is he saving it for a corker of a post?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    How old is yours Damo? I'm so tempted to upload the pic, it's quality! A proper little log in the potty. Apparently the wife nearly spewed everywhere, ha!
    19 mth dude going on 18 loads of shaggy blond hair,loves the ladies,proper head strong and funny as fook, he's my wing man

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    How is it that I am the only one to have not seen it? Is this really true? Wow I've failed in life.
    No you're OK I haven't seen them - but then I guess I'm the old git in da pub.
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    We're closing in on 100 pages of sh!te in this thread. Is there a limit to pages/posts before we crash the server
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    Sod it, you lot are obsessed with poo. Here's the first pic anyone's posted of their turd (as far as I know)



    Here for a limited time only. Look at her proud face!!!


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    im singing i just hit 1111111k i jut hit 11111k, suck my weeeener i just hit 111111k

    Taxi!

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    Jesus crazy that's a decent sized log for someone soooo small, what are you feeding her?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    im singing i just hit 1111111k i jut hit 11111k, suck my weeeener i just hit 111111k

    Taxi!
    Get it recorded and songified!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    im singing i just hit 1111111k i jut hit 11111k, suck my weeeener i just hit 111111k

    Taxi!
    Songify it dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Sod it, you lot are obsessed with poo. Here's the first pic anyone's posted of their turd (as far as I know)



    Here for a limited time only. Look at her proud face!!!
    Ahhh mate you must be soooo proud of that little ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Bring it on mate.
    I'll send you my addy.
    Its done mate.
    I'm not looking forward to this cause its just to bad.
    Its just me talking.

    O well, no going back now.

    Please don't post up poo pics, that's gross. Lol
    But well done, I think.

    EDIT:- OK its not bad as I thought it would be. She's proper happy with her self. Nice one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    We're closing in on 100 pages of sh!te in this thread. Is there a limit to pages/posts before we crash the server
    I'm only on 49 pages.
    There must be a setting in user CP to change posts per page.

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Sod it, you lot are obsessed with poo. Here's the first pic anyone's posted of their turd (as far as I know)



    Here for a limited time only. Look at her proud face!!!
    She looks well chuffed.
    Is she proud of the size of it or the fact that it looks like a chicken drumstick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    She looks well chuffed.
    Is she proud of the size of it or the fact that it looks like a chicken drumstick?
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    Well proud, but just got a text saying she has pee'd herself for the 4th time today. I honestly think she has no idea that she's weeing yet. Poo's I reckon will be ok, but wee's are a whole new thing for her.

    And i'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read the chicken drumstick comment, as i'd have a very wet keyboard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    I'm only on 49 pages.
    There must be a setting in user CP to change posts per page.



    She looks well chuffed.
    Is she proud of the size of it or the fact that it looks like a chicken drumstick?
    You can change how many posts are displayed in each page.
    You got yours set to the Max same as me.

    Haha drumstick.

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    ads is taking his time with scott's vocals, the suspense is making me feel sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    ads is taking his time with scott's vocals, the suspense is making me feel sick
    Might be a bit if time.
    There is over 6mins of my bristolian voice twittering on about random crap.
    I'm kind of nervous aswell really.
    About what ads is going to do and what the reception is going to be like.
    The quality was not the best sadly.

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    I bet he's gone home from work and forgotten! haha. The pub sure goes quiet around 5pm doesn't it! I'm usually home by now, but working late tonight

    Scott, if it's appalling, it'll be even better in my eyes. It's like karaoke, the worse the singer the better.


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    ads is taking his time with scott's vocals, the suspense is making me feel sick
    lol.
    Its gonna take at least until tomorrow to do his, and still it might not even work.
    This one is like rocket science!

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    I'm here till 6pm but might clear out a bit earlier. I'm writing down my lyrics now for tonights recording session.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I bet he's gone home from work and forgotten! haha. The pub sure goes quiet around 5pm doesn't it! I'm usually home by now, but working late tonight
    That it does.
    I'm all ways on in a sad way.
    Damn tapatalk lol.

    On a random side note or two.
    Think I found the fault of the pug, so getting that booked in and found some foam cut to size for £30 with free P&P.
    Need to pick up some spoons now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm here till 6pm but might clear out a bit earlier. I'm writing down my lyrics now for tonights recording session.
    Sweet.
    wee need something to fill in the gap and take focus away from mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm writing down my lyrics now for tonights recording session.
    Hahahahahaaa.
    I'd hate to be releasing my single so late in the game. It's like coming on as a sub when your team is one nil down and having the expectation of at least two goals bearing down on your shoulders!

    Hope that doesn't add even more pressure for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm here till 6pm but might clear out a bit earlier. I'm writing down my lyrics now for tonights recording session.
    writing up lyrics, this ones going to be a banger !

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    writing up lyrics, this ones going to be a banger !
    I might even pay for one of the different beats too. Get some grimey hip hop style going
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post

    so getting that booked in and found some foam cut to size for £30 with free P&P.
    Need to pick up some spoons now.
    dude what the hell are you planning

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    I think it's a shag-pad in the back of his avant! Padded walls for the really rough stuff when he takes his mrs dogging?


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    dude what the hell are you planning
    He's turning the back of his car into a bed for AITP lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    He's turning the back of his car into a bed for AITP lol
    Dude, that is EXACTLY what I said!


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    writing up lyrics, this ones going to be a banger !
    A dubplate special !

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I might even pay for one of the different beats too. Get some grimey hip hop style going
    The freebie track Hotlanta is pretty grimey

 

 

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