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    Morning boys, today I will be playing the part of an invalid. God knows what I've done to my back but I can barely stand to pee, and I can't breathe deeply it's pretty gay

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    Bon morning lads.
    I'm just sitting on a sweaty bus going to the station to get on a sweaty tube.

    BOBFOC just boarded.

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    Sounds like a trapped nerve or muscle that pal. Prob slept funny or freestylin when you went to that chicks house from work lol. Bit of stetchin off might help to get it loose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Bon morning lads.
    I'm just sitting on a sweaty bus going to the station to get on a sweaty tube.

    BOBFOC just boarded.
    BOBFOC ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    BOBFOC ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Sounds like a trapped nerve or muscle that pal. Prob slept funny or freestylin when you went to that chicks house from work lol. Bit of stetchin off might help to get it loose.
    Haha must remember for next time!

    Essentially it hurt a bit and felt like it needed cracking so I tried stretching it, and it got much worse I spent the rest of the evening doubled over taking pain killers and sitting on hot water bottles, I think my bro has some morphine type stuff from when he really badly dislocated his shoulder left over so that could help

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch
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    Haha must remember for next time!

    Essentially it hurt a bit and felt like it needed cracking so I tried stretching it, and it got much worse I spent the rest of the evening doubled over taking pain killers and sitting on hot water bottles, I think my bro has some morphine type stuff from when he really badly dislocated his shoulder left over so that could help
    Morphine rocks. Can sometimes make you barf a fir bit though iir. But well worth it

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    Sat on a train, only 2 hours late for work looks like a late finish for me. Little girl woke up about 300 times last night so I slept crap. Think the poor girl has started having bad dreams.

    Back injuries suck! I've been lucky with mine, but the wife has a dodgy back and it's not good. Hope you get it sorted mate.


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    Morning all.

    It wasn't me last night - so back to work.
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    Flippin' eck... it's all pretty sad in here today!

    Here's something to cheer you all up. My view on the way to work this morning.

    Hope it takes your minds off things.......

    <snip>



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    Thanks Ad.

    It always seems to be a lot quieter on these forums on a Wednesday, dont know why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Thanks Ad.

    It always seems to be a lot quieter on these forums on a Wednesday, dont know why.
    Mid week depression.
    I hate wednesdays. They're kind of a nothing day.

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    Mid week everyone is depressed - well except Scott he is off on a jolly in Plymouth Sound.
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    Nice view ads, westy could be down to work build up from Monday/ Tuesday's asn distraction.

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    WESTY - WHERE'S YOUR TUUUNNNNEEEE?????????????????????
    Surely you've had enough time to rehearse.

    Damo - you got an iphone?

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    Aythreee (refuse to call you ads)...I missed the pic. Email me it! PLEASE! I'll call you Ads if you do, ha!

    And do you people really get midweek blues? I honestly don't think I feel any different on any of the week days (except friday for obvious reasons).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    WESTY - WHERE'S YOUR TUUUNNNNEEEE?????????????????????
    Surely you've had enough time to rehearse.

    Damo - you got an iphone?
    I know, I'm letting the side down
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    Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY Scott
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    Seen as today is your actual birthday ScottB5...here it is again



    Go, Go, Go, Go


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Aythreee (refuse to call you ads)...I missed the pic. Email me it! PLEASE! I'll call you Ads if you do, ha!
    imageshack removed it!
    It was just a pair of sexy legs.

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I know, I'm letting the side down
    Haha. Thing is, the longer you leave it the more its gets built up.
    Pressure!!

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    Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY Scott
    Here here! Happy birthday!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Damo - you got an iphone?
    Yes mate

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY Scott
    +1 dude have a good un. He's too busy playing in the waterways pfft

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    £2.81 earlier
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Yes mate
    Songify. Download it and post up your sick beatz!

    We've had a cockney offering, a yorkshire offering, and now we need a corrie accent

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
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    What's the app you use mate?? Its got the time spent as well, mine hasn't.

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    I noticed there were some better backing beats but you have to pay for them

    I wonder if they are hacked through Installious if your phone is jail broken
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    What's the app you use mate?? Its got the time spent as well, mine hasn't.
    Download this:

    http://www.mrceri.btinternet.co.uk/SalaryTimer.zip
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I doniced there were some better backing beats but you have to pay for them

    I wonder if they are hacked through Installious if your phone is jail broken
    Yeah 59p a beat, or you can go for a 'pack' for 59p too, but those are probably crap.

    Speaking of jailbreaking.... has anybody used jailbreakme.com to do their phone??

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Ah, and use 'take a break'.... 'other'.

    Right, hear goes. Think it's going to be a quickie. I think I can feel a turtlehead already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Ah, and use 'take a break'.... 'other'.
    Use "take a break" "poo"! That's what it's there for!
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    Sexy legs all the same, I feel slightly devastated that i didn't see it, ha!

    And I agree Westy...the pressure is mounting. Pick a famous pop song, google the lyrics and just talk it to the app, job done and the pressure will subside.

    I had a crazy dream last night, I went back to my old junior school to help mow the lawn (random). I took the grass catcher bucket, but forgot the mower so was going to go back, but I got distracted. They had an outdoor pool with dolphins and penguins, it was ace!!!! Then I dropped my phone in the pool and was gutted. BOO.


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    I've not used jailbreak me, as previously mentioned i'm on ios5 so it's a no go. I have used the previous jailbreak me, and it was simple as to do it. Just go to the site on your phone, click a button and job done.

    I removed the jailbreak on ios5 as it was tethered, which sucks. Plus, being a beta it does occasionally crash, a recipe for disaster!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    And I agree Westy...the pressure is mounting. Pick a famous pop song, google the lyrics and just talk it to the app, job done and the pressure will subside.
    I might write my own lyrics
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    ooh, a freestyler! Excellent.

    Where's Welly today?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    ooh, a freestyler! Excellent.

    Where's Welly today?
    Maybe Welly put his back out too!!! What were those boys up to last night
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    Too much aggressive sex will be the end of you!!! Has smudge reappeared too? Hasn't he gone quiet on the radar?

    I'm thinking Ads has been earning a lot from his recent toilet session, he's been gone ages.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm thinking Ads has been earning a lot from his recent toilet session, he's been gone ages.
    Yeah he's going for a Personal Best!
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    You get all the best jobs ya swine. Yr ment to be tapping on a key board not lordin it on rib's and sweepers. Some people lol
    Oh btw iv was on to 3m for you yesterday dude I'll Pm you later when I get a call back. But for now I'm glued to the bog racking up the pennies but not in a good way!
    Its good mate. I met the captain and the Rear Admiral and some other 2-3 ringers.
    I love going up the river really fast. Best thing to do first thing in the morning.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Morning boys, today I will be playing the part of an invalid. God knows what I've done to my back but I can barely stand to pee, and I can't breathe deeply it's pretty gay
    Back pain is a b!tch mate. My ciro guy saids move to the pain but don't push your self to much. if you shy away form it it can make it worse.
    I guess this depends on what is wrong with you.
    I'd recomend to go and see someone soon as possible and not leave it to late, it will only get worse.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Flippin' eck... it's all pretty sad in here today!

    Here's something to cheer you all up. My view on the way to work this morning.

    Hope it takes your minds off things.......

    <snip>



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    Balls!! I missed it. Email or PM pleas Ads.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Mid week everyone is depressed - well except Scott he is off on a jolly in Plymouth Sound.
    I live and work by the sea, I also love the water. What else would I do?

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I know, I'm letting the side down
    Slack mate. I've been thinking up something to talk about and send it to Ads or Crazy to Songify for me. for ever imortalise my bristolian accent for ASN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Use "take a break" "poo"! That's what it's there for!
    Didn't see that!

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I've not used jailbreak me, as previously mentioned i'm on ios5 so it's a no go. I have used the previous jailbreak me, and it was simple as to do it. Just go to the site on your phone, click a button and job done.

    I removed the jailbreak on ios5 as it was tethered, which sucks. Plus, being a beta it does occasionally crash, a recipe for disaster!
    I'm on iOS 4.3. Gonna give it a go I think.

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm thinking Ads has been earning a lot from his recent toilet session, he's been gone ages.
    Right, I'm back.


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    Some good earnings there Ad. You must be a high flyer
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Some good earnings there Ad. You must be a high flyer
    I think I added an extra nought to my salary because I was in a rush.


    And here's my throne.... all prepared for a session.
    Bog roll in the bowl for anti splashback measures, and bog roll on the seat for anti 'someone else's p*ss on my a*se cheeks' measures.
    I'm a bit OCD when it comes to public thrones.






    Now who wants to see the 'after' photo???

 

 

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