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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I just stare intensively in my eyes wondering if i can see my own sole.
    I use to try out different walks but worked out that none of them suited me, so I stuck with the one I was born with.
    I did once attempted to see if I can see my self in the mirror at the same as sat on the loo.
    I fell off the loo!!

    Any one reinacted Silent of the lambs?
    lol... you're worse than me.
    And if the mirror you were trying to look at yourself in whilst on the loo is outside of the cubicle... then you need professional help.

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    It was similar to that. I tried to style it out and pretended I was washing my hands
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    How do i upload soundify clips to youtube? It keeps failing with the m4a format


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    So far my day has been spent researching cosmetic surgery clinics in Brussels....

    I've been doing lots of work... :-/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    So far my day has been spent researching cosmetic surgery clinics in Brussels....

    I've been doing lots of work... :-/
    Mine has been listening to sound clips of MillTeks on A3 diesels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    How do i upload soundify clips to youtube? It keeps failing with the m4a format
    You need to convert it to a video using windows movie maker, and then you can upload it.
    Not sure if movie maker accepts m4a files though, so first you may need to convert it to mp3!

    You can email me the file if you like and I will do it all for you. Still got the conversion software from doing mine yesterday.

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    Blue, any thing else on the car you can spend the money on?
    or even split it between the bike and car?

    Welly, nothing UK based or cheaper abroad?

    Crazy, I think you need to convert them in to the video format first.
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    The cost differences between here and abroad is massive.

    Average UK cost is about £4500 and average cost in Brussels is about £2250
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    The cost differences between here and abroad is massive.

    Average UK cost is about £4500 and average cost in Brussels is about £2250
    Is that for 2 or per boob?
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Is that for 2 or per boob?
    For them both, and aftercare etc etc etc
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    My sister paid about £5000 for UK job.
    Went from a B to a C-ish.
    She got after care but not sure how long.

    Thats a huge price different, not even that far to go back for any after care that needed.
    Have a good holiday as well.
    The sister said they only last about 10 years or so. Is that true?
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Is that for 2 or per boob?


    I just had a hot girl who lives in a block of flats I manage come into the office, my day = better, unfortuantely she's created an hours worth of work for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    she's created an hours worth of work for me
    In a masturbation sense I assume??
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    The sister said they only last about 10 years or so. Is that true?
    Yes and no. They do give up eventually to be fair, but as with everything the technology rolls along faster and faster. At some point they will need doing again, but yes, about 10 years is the average.

    (Not sure how well they will respond to having me batting them about though....)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    In a masturbation sense I assume??
    Unfortunately not, I do have to go to her flat later on, I might get incredibly/unbelievably lucky, but I doubt it lol.

    It would be awesome though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Do you own the vinyl wrap company mate? (I haven't got anything to wrap, just wondering).
    Ye. We'r only a small set up running along side our day jobs, but about to start pushing it out a bit more once I finish writing the content for the new site. Fingers crossed

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Cool.
    I'm thinking of my Mum and Dad's boat. They get it out of the water every 2 years to paint it and it costs a small fortune to do it.
    Then again, how much would it cost to rap a 72foot cannel boat?
    Would the fresh water cause it to peel off over time?
    Scott im a bit thick... what's 72ft in metres ?? If you can get me height x length of area to wrap I'll be able to give you an idea on cost for materials. Usually we offer a 5Yr guarantee with an expectancy of 8yrs on normal applications. I can ring 3m and find out what you can expect out of it in water

    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Morning folks.

    I have a conundrum, do I spend £520 on a Milltek TBE for the car or on a new bike.

    Slept on it overnight and still can't decide


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Ye. We'r only a small set up running along side our day jobs, but about to start pushing it out a bit more once I finish writing the content for the new site. Fingers crossed
    Where abouts are you mate, I need my S3's bonnet wrapping in matte black. The paint has started to scratch now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    (Not sure how well they will respond to having me batting them about though....)
    Video? :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Unfortunately not, I do have to go to her flat later on, I might get incredibly/unbelievably lucky, but I doubt it lol.

    It would be awesome though...
    It be like a porn film come true. every man's fantasy?


    Welly, will you be showing them off in the correct thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Welly, will you be showing them off in the correct thread?
    Possibly....
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Scott im a bit thick... what's 72ft in metres ?? If you can get me height x length of area to wrap I'll be able to give you an idea on cost for materials. Usually we offer a 5Yr guarantee with an expectancy of 8yrs on normal applications. I can ring 3m and find out what you can expect out of it in water
    If its the same or less than the cost of paint, dry dock and getting it out of water. it will be well worth it for them.
    I assume they will want above the water line, unless below can be guaranteed to the same time.

    I'll PM you now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    It be like a porn film come true. every man's fantasy?
    Yeah man! I've probably jinxed it now though lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Yeah man! I've probably jinxed it now though lol
    Just walk in, flop your wang out, done.
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    Aka 'doing a superkarl'
    Oh yeah hahahaha
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    Need to think about a recruitment drive for an IT trainer, anybody recommend any decent IT recruitment website ?

    Last time we had to recruit it was using local paper ads - that is how much our staff love us - the one that is leaving is only going as his wife has a once in a lifetime opportunity to teach in China.

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    Welly - I'm sure you don't need me to tell you this but.... be VERY careful with non UK surgery. ESPECIALLY in Belgium.
    I know Belgium has a good rep as a country but there are lots of surgeons/companies taking advantage of this and setting up below standard practices and offering their services to the UK.

    I was watching a documentary a few months ago about women who had been proper messed up having straight forward cosmetic procedures performed out there.
    I know we usually only hear of horror stories, but there was enough of it for them to make a program about it.

    I've got strong links with Belgium (I work for a Belgian company), so if you want to run anything by me (i.e. areas, etc etc) then let me know and I'll chat to a few of the guys out there for any info they might have.

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    I'm an expert at handeling implanted boobs so if anyone needs me to check any boobs let me know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Need to think about a recruitment drive for an IT trainer, anybody recommend any decent IT recruitment website ?

    Last time we had to recruit it was using local paper ads - that is how much our staff love us - the one that is leaving is only going as his wife has a once in a lifetime opportunity to teach in China.

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    Have a word with the CUIS -----------> Business Information and Advice for computer users in sourcing IT Products and Services

    Not sure if they deal with personnel recruitment, but I have used them in the past to hire companies to outsource some of our jobs too.

    They provide a very good (free) service for all things IT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm an expert at handeling implanted boobs so if anyone needs me to check any boobs let me know.
    Can you help my mate???
    He's available for squeeze at weekends.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Can you help my mate???
    He's available for squeeze at weekends.
    Only boobs i'm afraid, not moobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Only boobs i'm afraid, not moobs.
    Sexist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Sexist.
    so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    pig.
    I'm guessing you're as bored as me?!

    I'm waiting for my slow ass colleague to fetch me my foot long subway
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm guessing you're as bored as me?!
    More bored I'd say.

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm waiting for my slow ass colleague to fetch me my foot long subway
    Sub of the day?
    On italian??

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    BMT on herbs and cheese with mayo and chilli sauce = EPIC EPIC win

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    Toasted?

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    Toasted Italian BMT on wheat with all the gubbins and BBQ sauce.
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    Salt and pepper, or just pepper?

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    Toasted for sure!

    Ever had double meat BMT? its soo very awesome

    no salt or pepper

 

 

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