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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    So I got bored last night and because my brother has gone off somewhere having fun and I couldnt get to work i did a quick piston heads search

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    Nice one Dane. Love the mk2's, used to have one in oak green. A mate was in the unit last night with his vento 16v steam cleaning interior while we where sanding the walls. Came in blue went out White haha he not impressed.

    Aythree kick her in the fanny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Aythree kick her in the fanny!
    When I pull my foot back out I'd probably find she's borrowed my shoe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Nice one Dane. Love the mk2's, used to have one in oak green. A mate was in the unit last night with his vento 16v steam cleaning interior while we where sanding the walls. Came in blue went out White haha he not impressed.

    Aythree kick her in the fanny!
    Yeah it is pretty rude boy.

    Once I get my s3 back Im gonna use the mk2 to learn from. Detail her properly get the body work in good order maybe some bbs rms. Strip the engine sort out any rust, start doing the 1.8t, get confused and give it to Bill lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Yeah it is pretty rude boy.

    Once I get my s3 back Im gonna use the mk2 to learn from. Detail her properly get the body work in good order maybe some bbs rms. Strip the engine sort out any rust, start doing the 1.8t, get confused and give it to Bill lol.
    lol, I like your optimism Dane.

    That's exactly the thing I want to do. I'm already becoming fairly competent with the spanners and with a cheap car that I wont be in a rush to do it'll be a great oppertunity to learn.
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    I need to learn my way around the engine bay.... Not got a fookin clue. My bro is a mechanic so he used to do all my engine mods. Haven't spoke to the cock in 2 yrs though so I'm back to having my pants pulled down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    I need to learn my way around the engine bay.... Not got a fookin clue. My bro is a mechanic so he used to do all my engine mods. Haven't spoke to the cock in 2 yrs though so I'm back to having my pants pulled down.
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    I wont be alone my friend is pretty jealous and wants in for half which is sweet. Plus he knows a lot more than me but not so much that it would be useless for him. So he can show me the basics and we can learn the hard stuff together lol.

    Plus I spend £400 on my s3 in a heartbeat but this time I have a whole new car!

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    I'm guess no one else could get on to the site for the past hour or so too?

    I managed to squeeze in (out) a £3.71 break.

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    Amazing or not, I've been busy doing desk moves and laptop hand outs.
    amazingly boring **** job but its something.

    No poo for me so far or yesterday.
    I did pee this morning.
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    I had to do an hours solid work due to the ASN down time
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I had to do an hours solid work due to the ASN down time
    Same here. I feel a bit faint now.

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    Off to Station-X tomorrow, I've wanted to go there for a while, so I'm driving up there tomorrow with my Step-Father and family friend that is over from Majorca.

    I chose a Thursday to visit as the National Museum of Computing is open in the afternoon. Going to see how many of the exhibits I have used , may even be a few that I have actually worked on .

    My Step-Father is going to bring his disabled badge - so I should get a nice wide parking space for the car .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Off to Station-X tomorrow, I've wanted to go there for a while, so I'm driving up there tomorrow with my Step-Father and family friend that is over from Majorca.

    I chose a Thursday to visit as the National Museum of Computing is open in the afternoon. Going to see how many of the exhibits I have used , may even be a few that I have actually worked on .

    My Step-Father is going to bring his disabled badge - so I should get a nice wide parking space for the car .

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    Excuse my ignorance, but what is Station X??
    Sounds like a late night cable channel I used to watch.

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    So I'm just back from lunch and I've bought a suit because the girl who works in the shop is well fit.

    Before she came to help me I was 20/80 in favour of not buying it.
    5 mins of looking and speaking to her I'm £200 lighter.

    I'll leave it a couple of days and then go back for a refund, and I'll get to see her again.

    I think she fancies me.
    But then again I'm that guy in a strip club who thinks the stipper who's working the room to get men to spend money fancies me.

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    You just got played!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    You just got played!
    Big time!

    But the memories of the boobies make it worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Big time!

    But the memories of the boobies make it worth it.
    Yeah but £200 and not even a nosh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    So I'm just back from lunch and I've bought a suit because the girl who works in the shop is well fit.

    Before she came to help me I was 20/80 in favour of not buying it.
    5 mins of looking and speaking to her I'm £200 lighter.

    I'll leave it a couple of days and then go back for a refund, and I'll get to see her again.

    I think she fancies me.
    But then again I'm that guy in a strip club who thinks the stipper who's working the room to get men to spend money fancies me.
    All the girls in a strip club wanna take me home, but i just have to politely decline






























































































    And then i wake up
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Excuse my ignorance, but what is Station X??
    Sounds like a late night cable channel I used to watch.
    Bletchley Park otherwise known as Station-X where they did the code-breaking during the second world war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Yeah but £200 and not even a nosh!
    ....yet.

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    So far my stapler has been nicked three times today.

    I'm going to get it back now.

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    Got it!

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    There's no F*CKING staples left in it!!!!!

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    "Can you smell what the rock is cooking?"



    Time to lay the smack down dude. Get her in a figure of 4 leg lock
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    "Can you smell what the rock is cooking?"
    Time to lay the smack down dude. Get her in a figure of 4 leg lock
    That's too soft. She's getting nothing less than a DDT!

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    Aythree: Sorry um whats your name again?

    Girl: (sighs) it'

    Aythree (interupts): IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!


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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Time for an afternoon Donald Trump! I'll start the calculator
    Enjoy! Let us know how you get on.

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    I love this thread.
    Its so random.

    Aythree getting played, staple nicked and something to do with stippers and westy going to the loo.

    Nice.


    I was trolling through out file servers and found some fully naked pictures of my bosses GF in there.
    Now the question is, do I delete them, take them home, leave them alone or all of the above?
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    Scott, post them up here and we'll decide what you should do with them

    Personally though I'd keep a copy incase you need some leverage at any point.........
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    Pics or it never happened.

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    I'll have to do it tomorrow.
    I need to copy them to my phone, Upload to photobucket and then post them on here.
    After I've done some black line editing to remove Face, Clunge and Boobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Pics or it never happened.
    Of what? My Danny La Rue?

    I can assure you it happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Of what? My Danny La Rue?

    I can assure you it happened
    I'll give it miss this time if you don't mind.

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I'll have to do it tomorrow.
    I need to copy them to my phone, Upload to photobucket and then post them on here.
    After I've done some black line editing to remove Face, Clunge and Boobs.
    Remove the face, clunge and boobs for posting in da pub... yes.

    But removing the clunge and Boobs for PM purposes.... nope.

    We'll have both please.

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    HAHA.
    I'll sort something out tomorrow morning the best I can with my phone with out getting caught.

    Email address will be needed for unedited pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    HAHA.
    I'll sort something out tomorrow morning the best I can with my phone with out getting caught.

    Email address will be needed for unedited pics.
    Let us know when you're ready and I'll send you all 8 of my email addys just to be sure I receive it!

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    Dudes, download this Salary Timer app:

    http://www.mrceri.btinternet.co.uk/SalaryTimer.zip
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Dudes, download this Salary Timer app:

    http://www.mrceri.btinternet.co.uk/SalaryTimer.zip
    Its mad when you look at it like this. I've earned 20p (after tax) just typing this message.

 

 

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