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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Forget the stapler - what does she look like ?
    This is a very important matter
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    So you order one for her or give her yours so you seem like a really nice guy.
    I know that makes sense but I don't want to get involved. It'll open the flood gates and before I know it she'll be using the same method for her other needs... i.e. nicking my chair so I'll order her a more comfortable one.... eating my lunch so I'll have to start collecting food for her when I go and buy mine.

    The possibilities are endless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    This is a very important matter
    A cross between Frank Bruno and Baloo.
    Still want pics?? I didn't think so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    I know that makes sense but I don't want to get involved. It'll open the flood gates and before I know it she'll be using the same method for her other needs... i.e. nicking my chair so I'll order her a more comfortable one.... eating my lunch so I'll have to start collecting food for her when I go and buy mine.

    The possibilities are endless.
    She'll be driving your car next!!!
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Wow scoobys + me = high insurance lol

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    Dane, BMW.

    Aythree, Order one for you and don't ask for your other one back.
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    New thread based on todays earlier discussions

    Pooping
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Aythree, Order one for you and don't ask for your other one back.
    But I like my one.

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    Well the poop thread didn't last too long did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Deleted without a trace.
    Like so many other good threads before it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Like so many other good threads before it.
    Admin should set up an alternative ASN website where all deleted threads/arguments automatically move to.
    THAT would be an entertaining site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Admin should set up an alternative ASN website where all deleted threads/arguments automatically move to.
    THAT would be an entertaining site.
    This site will then become a ghost town full of 8L tuning and B6 fault posts.

    All the fun and entertaining posts would just stop.

    I use to run a forum that was full of random ****.
    Think of all the random posts we've created over time, it was a forum dedicated to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Admin should set up an alternative ASN website where all deleted threads/arguments automatically move to.
    THAT would be an entertaining site.
    What makes you think there isn't one?


    99' Audi S3(APY) - Brilliant Black Click>>>Going Sideways vid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    What makes you think there isn't one?
    Oooh secret section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    What makes you think there isn't one?
    If I get myself banned will I be moved there too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    If I get myself banned will I be given access to it?
    Guess you never had access to it the last couple of times you was banned?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Oooh secret section.
    Funny you should say that.... I'm sure the mods and admin have a section that only they can view and post to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Guess you never had access to it the last couple of times you was banned?
    I don't think you get access when you are banned for no reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Funny you should say that.... I'm sure the mods and admin have a section that only they can view and post to.
    There is on other forums I've been on.
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    I'm on my 3rd and final pee of the day after having a pint of milk and about 6 pints of water.
    It does Smell of sugar puffs though.
    No poo today.
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    Bye bye poo thread
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


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    God damn it! That poo thread was educational and had some excellent cable laying tips
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    But I like my one.


    Proven to be the only true effective method of safe stapler storage.


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    Super glue drawing pins to it and paint em black. That'll give balloo the shock of her life when she grabs it or smear it with black tar .
    Freeloaders!!

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    Morning all.

    How many times is G3 going to lose his stapler to day.
    Taking bets.
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    Morning.

    I say twice, then he'll drop kick baloo in the head.
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    No I reckon we are talking at least 4 times today.

    Usual 8am clear out today for me

    Good news is that Humax have at last managed to add DLNA Server mode to the HDR-FOX-T2 so we can now watch recordings in another room on our Samsung TV using it's Allshare Media function. Only been waiting since we bought it last October. Means I will have to get my arse into gear and fix the cat 5 run to the TV which needs re-terminating in the loft though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    No I reckon we are talking at least 4 times today.

    Usual 8am clear out today for me

    Good news is that Humax have at last managed to add DLNA Server mode to the HDR-FOX-T2 so we can now watch recordings in another room on our Samsung TV using it's Allshare Media function. Only been waiting since we bought it last October. Means I will have to get my arse into gear and fix the cat 5 run to the TV which needs re-terminating in the loft though.

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    So I got bored last night and because my brother has gone off somewhere having fun and I couldnt get to work i did a quick piston heads search

    and....





    1991 golf gti 8v sweet as a nut £400

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    God damn it! That poo thread was educational and had some excellent cable laying tips
    Someone must've complained or reported it. Sh*theads!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post


    Proven to be the only true effective method of safe stapler storage.
    BBC - Comedy - The Office - Stapler in the Jelly

    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    smear it with black tar
    ....and throw feathers at her.

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    How many times is G3 going to lose his stapler to day.
    Taking bets.
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I say twice, then he'll drop kick baloo in the head.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    No I reckon we are talking at least 4 times today.
    Well it's already on her desk and its only 9:30am. I reckon she nicked it again after I left last night.
    Are we counting that as number one for the day?

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    Nice find there Dane. I'm on the lookout for a possible track car for next year and I keep my eye on Mk2 golfs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    1991 golf gti 8v sweet as a nut £400
    16v and it's a winner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Well it's already on her desk and its only 9:30am. I reckon she nicked it again after I left last night.
    Are we counting that as number one for the day?

    If she takes it again you have to drop kick her
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Nice find there Dane. I'm on the lookout for a possible track car for next year and I keep my eye on Mk2 golfs
    Cheers dude, it needs work for sure.

    The thermostat needs replacing
    The brakes are gash & I want to check that the calipers arent seized.
    It needs a bloody good clean and some protection
    It needs a red gti grill surround
    And it needs a 1.8T but that'll come later

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    16v and it's a winner!
    For the run around I need it for at the mo its fine, plus it's not going to matter when we rip it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Cheers dude, it needs work for sure.

    The thermostat needs replacing
    The brakes are gash & I want to check that the calipers arent seized.
    It needs a bloody good clean and some protection
    It needs a red gti grill surround
    And it needs a 1.8T but that'll come later
    I know someone with a Mk2 with a 1.8t A3 lump in it and it's rapid. It's only got a stage 1 remap but it dicked al over my mates 350bhp Evo 7!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    If she takes it again you have to drop kick her


    Take that BIATCH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I know someone with a Mk2 with a 1.8t A3 lump in it and it's rapid. It's only got a stage 1 remap but it dicked al over my mates 350bhp Evo 7!!
    This is the plan long run me thinks

 

 

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