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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Lol I just got sent a link to this
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    where is this poo timer?


    When picture msgs first game out we use to send each other pictures of our morning afters, women, poo and vomite.
    That was no so good. 90% of all images was proper gross.

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    someone in the office, proper brutal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    where is this poo timer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    where is this poo timer?


    When picture msgs first game out we use to send each other pictures of our morning afters, women, poo and vomite.
    That was no so good. 90% of all images was proper gross.
    Poo Timer - how much will you earn for your next poo?
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    Thats cool.
    It will only work on my phone.
    Next time I have a poo or any thing not work related I'll give it ago.

    about 90% of time is on ASN any way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Thats cool.
    about 90% of time is on ASN any way.
    But if you're like me you'll be doing other stuff in the background - I'm currently doing a load of data archiving on one of our servers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    But if you're like me you'll be doing other stuff in the background - I'm currently doing a load of data archiving on one of our servers.

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    True.
    I'm playing angry birds.

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    Morning chaps!

    Went for a 15mile bike ride after work yesterday, and about 10miles in the pedal snapped off the crank!!!

    So just spent £150 on a new crankset and pedals
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Morning chaps!

    Went for a 15mile bike ride after work yesterday, and about 10miles in the pedal snapped off the crank!!!

    So just spent £150 on a new crankset and pedals
    Ouch that is more than my current bike cost me.
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    That sucks mate.
    What crank did you put on it?


    I'm really thinking about selling mine.
    Replace the innertube at the rear and getting couple of hundred for it.

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    I seriously need to get my bike serviced this weekend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Ouch that is more than my current bike cost me.
    My bike is like my new car, the mods will never stop

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    That sucks mate.
    What crank did you put on it?


    I'm really thinking about selling mine.
    Replace the innertube at the rear and getting couple of hundred for it.
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    I'll be back when the bike talk is over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    I'll be back when the bike talk is over.
    Better than the poo talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Better than the poo talk.
    Are you trying to say that I talk crap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Are you trying to say that I talk crap?
    Would I ?
    On a positive note Humax have at last released new software for my HDR-FOX-T2 PVR that includes DLNA server capability - hopefully it will work OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Would I ?
    On a positive note Humax have at last released new software for my HDR-FOX-T2 PVR that includes DLNA server capability - hopefully it will work OK.

    Paul
    That reminds me to check for new firmware for my Digital Stream DHR8205.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    That reminds me to check for new firmware for my Digital Stream DHR8205.
    ....and there is!

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    Just got another email about my laptop.
    This time someone is offering me £450 and the other guy has not replied to my offer of postal order or bank transfer.
    Tempted to open up a new paypal account to take the money and run.
    Not sure if it will work though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Just got another email about my laptop.
    This time someone is offering me £450 and the other guy has not replied to my offer of postal order or bank transfer.
    Tempted to open up a new paypal account to take the money and run.
    Not sure if it will work though.
    You'll be hunted down!

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    Right.... so I'm getting really p*ssed off now!!!

    We've got a girl from one of our global offices working here in our London office for a few months. She's nice enough.... BUT.....

    she keeps borrowing my stapler and not returning it!!!


    EVERYTIME I need to staple something my hand automatically moves to where it SHOULD be... but all it finds there is air!
    Then I look to my right and there it is..... ON HER F*CKING DESK!!!!!!!

    This sh*t has been happening every day for the past three weeks and I'm at breaking point.
    Usually we smile and give a polite chuckle as if to say "Haha, you've got my stapler again".
    I've even thrown in the odd "Haha, can I borrow MY stapler please", just to keep it light hearted.

    But now..... IT'S WAR!!!!

    I've got it back now. It's sitting where it belongs... on my desk.

    IF she so much as looks at it then I'm going to show her my face with a look of thunder plastered across it.
    I had enough.



    PS: I know English is her second language but if she pluralises my first name once more I'm going to staple her mouth shut!

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    ok heres one chaps,

    Since being bored at the weekend and looking at cheap fast cars my friend and I are think of going halfs on something.

    The thing is he wants a rear wheel drive car or something that he can get 'broadside' and I'd like something with a turbo.

    I was originally looking at a Ibiza cupra r - which I still quite like the idea of.

    But if it were you to have roughly £2k (a bit more is do able) what you buy? Suggestions that fit the RWD, turbo'd bracket for tracking and hill climbing would be sweet.

    We did have our eye on a mint looking 200sx but that ads gone now

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Right.... so I'm getting really p*ssed off now!!!

    We've got a girl from one of our global offices working here in our London office for a few months. She's nice enough.... BUT.....

    she keeps borrowing my stapler and not returning it!!!


    EVERYTIME I need to staple something my hand automatically moves to where it SHOULD be... but all it finds there is air!
    Then I look to my right and there it is..... ON HER F*CKING DESK!!!!!!!

    This sh*t has been happening every day for the past three weeks and I'm at breaking point.
    Usually we smile and give a polite chuckle as if to say "Haha, you've got my stapler again".
    I've even thrown in the odd "Haha, can I borrow MY stapler please", just to keep it light hearted.

    But now..... IT'S WAR!!!!

    I've got it back now. It's sitting where it belongs... on my desk.

    IF she so much as looks at it then I'm going to show her my face with a look of thunder plastered across it.
    I had enough.



    PS: I know English is her second language but if she pluralises my first name once more I'm going to staple her mouth shut!

    O
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    GGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!


    She's just taken it again!

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    That's it basically mate, you're looking at 200sxs or maybe an import MR2
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    your mates got a quick e36 doesn't he?

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    Damn it!!
    Why can't I find a angry Craig David pic!!

    Why don't she get her own stapler?

    I'm having issues getting my head around pluralising of a first name. I'm crap at english and its my first language.
    like this?
    "Can I borrow your stapler please Craigs?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    That's it basically mate, you're looking at 200sxs or maybe an import MR2
    Subaru : Subaru Impreza WRX om nom nom

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    O
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    GGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!


    She's just taken it again!
    K-lock it to your desk!!

    Dane, BMW compact with a M3 evo engine it and then slap a turbo on it.
    I know a man who does the conversion.

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    Why you got doubts about paypal? If you send it recorded delivery and provide the tracking number then you should be fine
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    your mates got a quick e36 doesn't he?
    Yeah. Get yourself an E36 M3 (they can be bought for £2k) stip it out and it will be rapid, no need to mod the engine at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Hmm my mate recently paid out over 6K on his WRX engine re-build. They do have a habit of going lean on one cylinder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Why don't she get her own stapler?
    Probably too shy to ask for one to be ordered.

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I'm having issues getting my head around pluralising of a first name. I'm crap at english and its my first language.
    like this?
    "Can I borrow your stapler please Craigs?"
    Exactly!!



    So, here is what I am faced with...........


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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Why you got doubts about paypal? If you send it recorded delivery and provide the tracking number then you should be fine
    Don't trust it.
    The hole Ebay/paypal favortisum towards the buyer over the seller has put me on edge when using when something appears to be a scam.

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Yeah. Get yourself an E36 M3 (they can be bought for £2k) stip it out and it will be rapid, no need to mod the engine at all.
    That gets my vote.
    My did just that but is using it for drifting.
    MY friend in bristol will sponser you if you use it for racing and nock cash off the bill. I'll stop plugging him now.

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    Forget the stapler - what does she look like ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Right.... so I'm getting really p*ssed off now!!!

    We've got a girl from one of our global offices working here in our London office for a few months. She's nice enough.... BUT.....

    she keeps borrowing my stapler and not returning it!!!


    EVERYTIME I need to staple something my hand automatically moves to where it SHOULD be... but all it finds there is air!
    Then I look to my right and there it is..... ON HER F*CKING DESK!!!!!!!

    This sh*t has been happening every day for the past three weeks and I'm at breaking point.
    Usually we smile and give a polite chuckle as if to say "Haha, you've got my stapler again".
    I've even thrown in the odd "Haha, can I borrow MY stapler please", just to keep it light hearted.

    But now..... IT'S WAR!!!!

    I've got it back now. It's sitting where it belongs... on my desk.

    IF she so much as looks at it then I'm going to show her my face with a look of thunder plastered across it.
    I had enough.



    PS: I know English is her second language but if she pluralises my first name once more I'm going to staple her mouth shut!
    Chain it to your desk
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    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Chain it to your desk
    Chain her to her desk then she cant come to your desk to get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    You need to tidy your desk mate
    That's my stapler on HER desk!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Forget the stapler - what does she look like ?
    If she was fit do you think I'd mind having to keep walking over to her desk to retrieve my stapler?
    I'd be begging her to borrow it!

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Chain it to your desk
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Chain her to her desk then she cant come to your desk to get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Probably too shy to ask for one to be ordered.

    Exactly!!

    So, here is what I am faced with...........

    So you order one for her or give her yours so you seem like a really nice guy.

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