how would you go about it though? 400000 litres of de-icer? obv not the hammer what a ******... i suppose you could start a fire next to it?
Hairdryer.
He needs it deiced man, not crumpled!
Who would foot the electric bill?
but as the ice melts wont it run down and freeze again?? due to how cold it is and the fact its a giant ice cube??
Wait until summer and then do it?
Couple jet heaters would do it.
Don't think sit...think slowly caressing those enormous butt cheeks allover the car. Using their chubby warmth to defrost the ice.
...\ I dread to think of all the things that float around your mind!!!!