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    Frozen A3

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    I definitely think he should use a sledgehammer to sort his A3. Perhaps cover it in salt too, or petrol and burn it off? I believe it's still frozen, so i'm sure he'd like other sensible suggestions.


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    I wonder if anyone thought he was snow foaming it?!

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    Looks like someone with a VERY bad cold has sneezed on it.

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    +1 Retard

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    how would you go about it though? 400000 litres of de-icer? obv not the hammer what a retard... i suppose you could start a fire next to it?
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    Looks like the slime in Ghostbusters 2....

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    if you liked your lke i do i would just leave it to thaw out naturally. nutjob

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    Quote Originally Posted by S3RYE View Post
    how would you go about it though? 400000 litres of de-icer? obv not the hammer what a retard... i suppose you could start a fire next to it?
    Hairdryer.

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    Personally i'd do this...here

    A couple of those beauties sat around the car would defrost it fast.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Hairdryer.
    Who would foot the electric bill?


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Hairdryer.
    but as the ice melts wont it run down and freeze again?? due to how cold it is and the fact its a giant ice cube??
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Personally i'd do this....here

    A couple of those beauties sat around the car would defrost it fast.
    He needs it deiced man, not crumpled!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    He needs it deiced man, not crumpled!
    Don't think sit...think slowly caressing those enormous butt cheeks allover the car. Using their chubby warmth to defrost the ice.


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    I'd turn it into a tourist attraction...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Who would foot the electric bill?
    A battery operated one.

    Quote Originally Posted by S3RYE View Post
    but as the ice melts wont it run down and freeze again?? due to how cold it is and the fact its a giant ice cube??
    Wait until summer and then do it?

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    Couple jet heaters would do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Wait until summer and then do it?
    alright smarty pants

    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Couple jet heaters would do it.
    yeh the butane powered blow heaters! prob be the only way!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Don't think sit...think slowly caressing those enormous butt cheeks allover the car. Using their chubby warmth to defrost the ice.

    lol, I dread to think of all the things that float around your mind!!!!

    Suprised non of you have said about getting some women around it and the hot air as they chat will melt it quick enough lo

    Deffo not a hammer, a rubber one could work though!!!!!!!l


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    ...\ I dread to think of all the things that float around your mind!!!!
    You're right to dread...it's really not good! A mis-spent childhood and passion for lycra can warp a man's mind.


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    wow had to read that twice lol, thought you said wearing all that lycra had warped something lol! Take it you drift off often with your thoughts then lol
    Last edited by Sarah's A3; 25th January 2011 at 22:41.


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    I think cycling home everyday on a saddle that's the size of an apple core has warped something, not the lycra. I refuse to wear lycra in public...i keep it for special moments with my loved one.

    And yeah, i'm a dreamer, nothing but a big dreamer ha.


 

 

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