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    You can't mention Rocky 4 without "If he dies.... he dies".

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    Absolutely anything said on film by Samuel L Jackson................

    Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE **** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHER****ER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're ****in' switchin'!

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    From The Film SCUM.

    My Favorite Part. Archer Drawn to Mecca

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    "D'ya like dags?"
    Cheap and Reliable is not Fast. Cheap and Fast is not Reliable. Fast and Reliable is not Cheap!

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    Turkish: **** me, hold tight. What's that?
    Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
    Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
    Tommy: It's for protection.
    Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

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    Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

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    Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
    Tommy: Dags?
    Mickey: What?
    Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
    Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

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    Sol: What the **** is that?
    Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
    Sol: It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
    Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
    Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

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    Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
    Tyrone: 'course I am...
    [reverses into parked van]
    Vinny: A natural ****ing idiot.

    Snatch was legend. Ive seen it soo many times but it never gets old!

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    One day, one day some of the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries home, you know why???

    It was outta respect!!!!

    Goodfellas...one of my if not my all time favourite film.

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    Waynes World

    Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

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    Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet." in Dude Wheres my car?

    Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
    Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
    Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
    Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
    Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
    Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
    Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
    Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
    Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
    Chester: "Dude!" But what does mine say?
    Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
    Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
    Jesse: "S - wee - t!" What about mine?
    [later]
    Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
    Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"

    Classicly stupid...or should I say sswweeeettttt!!!

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    .....and the winner of best quote is.........................................?

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    My fav's

    Bad Boys

    Store Clerk: Hey, freeze *****!
    Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, *****!
    Store Clerk: Oh ****, I'm ****ed.
    Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
    Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

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    Lucas: In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through.'


    Top Gun (Aythreee's favourite film I heard)

    Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
    Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
    Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
    Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beanoir View Post
    Top Gun (Aythreee's favourite film I heard)





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    Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
    Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.
    Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
    Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
    Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the **** along

    Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
    Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.
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    "Are you the People's Front of Judea?"
    "F... off, we're the Judean People's Front. The People's Front of Judea is over there ....... splitter!"

    "What have the Romans ever done for us?"
    "All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?"

    And most other lines from Life of Brian.

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    Pulp Fiction

    'Brett: What?
    Jules: What country are you from?
    Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
    Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: English, motherf***er, do you speak it?
    Brett: Yes! Yes!
    Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
    Brett: Yes!
    Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
    Brett: What?
    Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er, say what one more Goddamn time!
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    Shut up and sit down, you big ball ****.

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    Say hello to my little friend!
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    Animal Mother: You a photographer?
    Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
    Animal Mother: Well, you seen much combat?
    Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
    Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
    Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
    Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
    Private Joker: [doing John Wayne impression] Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my ****.
    Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

    Great film

    Full Metal Jacket (1987) - Memorable quotes

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    Jack Carter : "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. For me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

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    Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, ****. These ain't normal rats.
    Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called, umm...
    Marcus Burnett: Big mother****ers.

    Marcus Burnett: [opens his front door] Who the **** are you?
    Reggie: I'm Reggie, Mr. Burnett
    Marcus Burnett: How old are you?
    Reggie: I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett
    Marcus Burnett: Mother****er, you look thirty.
    Mike Lowery: [pretending to be drunk] Nigga, who is it at the door?
    Marcus Burnett: It's Reggie!
    Mike Lowery: Who the **** is Reggie?
    Marcus Burnett: Came to take Megan out.
    Mike Lowery: [to Reggie] What you want, nigga?
    Reggie: I'm here... to take his daughter out.
    Mike Lowery: Mother****er, I heard the boy say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?
    Reggie: Yes, sire?
    Mike Lowery: How old is you?
    Reggie: Fifteen.
    Mike Lowery: ****, nigga. You at least thirty.
    Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
    Reggie: Yes, sir.
    Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no ****ing tonight.
    Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
    Reggie: No.
    Mike Lowery: You want to?

    Floyd Poteet: We've got our rights.
    Mike Lowery: Why don't you exercise your right to shut the **** up?

    And of course the ultimate quote

    Mike Lowery: We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

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    You missed the best part chap

    Marcus Burnett: [to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the **** out.

    Has me in stitches looking at the small lawrence & that 7ft eiffel tower mofo

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    ^^ Some classics up there. I watched Bad Boys 2 last night. Ahhhhh. Happy days.

    "Are you gonna have a bunch of little mini Mikes? A little bunch of lying, violet mother f**kers?"
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    Man that as funny when he was Pilled up lmfao classic.

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    Not sure if this quote made into the film 'Ali', but anyway, this by Muhammad Ali is brilliant:

    "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."

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    Jackie Brown - Ordell Robbie: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    You missed the best part chap

    Marcus Burnett: [to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the **** out.

    Has me in stitches looking at the small lawrence & that 7ft eiffel tower mofo
    That was from the first one. I used to use that line at school lol.

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    Transformers, now there's a thought....

    "I am directly below.... enemy scrotum"
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    Young Guns


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    Hot Fuzz -

    DS Andy Wainwright
    : You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
    DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
    Nicholas Angel: Like who?
    DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
    Nicholas Angel: Who else?
    DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

    Nicholas Angel: Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll!

    Run, Fatboy, Run -

    Gordon: Thanks for that, Mr. G!
    Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: Your friend is a man of honor.
    Gordon: What, Vincent?
    Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: Yes! He said he's going to kick **** out of you later instead!
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    Guys can you put the name of the film that you are quoting from, as im not and im sure others will not recognise all of them...CHEERS

    Now another quote from me, from a Bugs Life....

    [two mosquitoes fly near a bug zapper; one flies towards it, as if in a trance]

    Bug zapper mosquito #1: Harry, no! Don't look at the light!

    Harry the Mosquito: [entranced] I-can't-help-it. It's-so-beautiful.

    [Harry gets zapped and falls]

    Harry the Mosquito: Woo hoo!
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    I often end up using this quote with food, any type of kebab or burger really....mmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Jackie Brown - Ordell Robbie: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes.
    YES! Now THAT is a classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    YES! Now THAT is a classic.
    Yes. Might watch that again tonight.

    And here is a youtube link for that quote. :D


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    Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
    Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
    Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
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