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    The best of ASN

    There have been some classic threads across all sections of this site, so just thought it'd be good to give recognition to some of them, past and present.

    Post a link to the thread or just reminisce about it here!

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    This was amusing Gay...

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    This was amusing Gay...
    I'm already regretting starting this thread.

    Next!!!

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    i just read that whole thread thru... f'ing hilarious

    the "anchors down in poo bay" line was brilliant
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    Quote Originally Posted by sub39h View Post
    i just read that whole thread thru... f'ing hilarious
    ....and very gay!


    Seems this one still has a bit of life in it ----> http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general...-mrs-nsfw.html

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    And the first photo that one there is Katharine Jenkins, with her ENORMOUS baps. I would remove body parts for a go quite honestly. Phwooaaarrr.
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    This one from Jojo was great:

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    Thats a cracking thread.
    I feel I might get a phone call from the works internet police soon.

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    I think my favourite (of the ones I started) from the General Chat section was:

    Bloody women....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I think my favourite (of the ones I started) from the General Chat section was:

    Bloody women....
    Was a good one

    Funny how most of the memorable threads are based around women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Was a good one

    Funny how most of the memorable threads are based around women!
    Or porn... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Or porn... lol.
    Porn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Point beautifully illustrated....
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    This was a good one, and descended into the usual ASN chaos -----> Bought a new watch :)


    And there was a follow-up ------> http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general...w-watch-;.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    This was a good one, and descended into the usual ASN chaos -----> Bought a new watch :)


    And there was a follow-up ------> http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general...w-watch-;.html
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    You lot are mad lol! But the way these threads jump around are soooo funny! And yeah they do seem to be around women and sex, Oh the power and spells you men fall under lol

    But the 'Gay' thread was very funny! Come on Aythree, we need an update on your matey friend lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    But the 'Gay' thread was very funny! Come on Aythree, we need an update on your matey friend lol
    Funny you should mention that..... after a long absence from the gym heeeeeee's baaaaacckk!!

    Haven't bumped into him in the changing rooms yet though.

    (that last sentence is sooo open to abuse!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Funny you should mention that..... after a long absence from the gym heeeeeee's baaaaacckk!!

    Haven't bumped into him in the changing rooms yet though.

    (that last sentence is sooo open to abuse!)
    Dude. Where have you been all day?! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Dude. Where have you been all day?! lol
    I thought for one day I should do some work at work. Didn't quite make it to the end of the day, but to 3:30 is a start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    I thought for one day I should do some work at work. Didn't quite make it to the end of the day, but to 3:30 is a start.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Dude. Where have you been all day?! lol
    He was chatting to his gym mate, he is baaaack afterall. I'd watch my back personally....



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    No Joe, I think he likes his back being watched lol!!!


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    One of the funniest threads ever, actually 2, were the Madalex one about his car battery, Staz should remember this, had me on the floor in tears was a corker but sadly deleted, cant we bring it back Mr Moderators, then the one where we were discussing large lorries, boats, tankers etc & someone posted a massive motorway lane digger in germany iirc & then a photoshop turned it into a robot, that was blinding with the caption oh no its gonna get me lmfao brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    One of the funniest threads ever, actually 2, were the Madalex one about his car battery, Staz should remember this, had me on the floor in tears was a corker but sadly deleted, cant we bring it back Mr Moderators, then the one where we were discussing large lorries, boats, tankers etc & someone posted a massive motorway lane digger in germany iirc & then a photoshop turned it into a robot, that was blinding with the caption oh no its gonna get me lmfao brilliant.
    You mean this one:

    doin my fukin head in now !!! just because u dont have an s3 !! ffs
    Epic thread, epic c**k.
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    Link???

    EDIT: Never mind, didn't read the bit that said it's been deleted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staz View Post
    You mean this one:



    Epic thread, epic c**k.
    It was by far the funniest I've ever been involved with or read, wish it was still about, go on Staz pull it back up, lmfao brilliant, watch battery, it actually went onto a 2nd thread as my car battery died & that was equally funny lmfao, those were the days.

    Staz is correct though, that guy was without a doubt an epic cockerel of all proportions.

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    A silver spoon kid from wales iirc, named Alex, codename Madalex.

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