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    Katy Perry's replacement...

    OK, so Katy Perry has been exposed to me to be a bit of a moose.

    Bummer. (Thanks Aythreee for opening my eyes).

    Also, she can't sing, lets be fair. Live performances are shambolic.

    Not saying I wouldn't, and she does have fantastic fun bumps, but that photo - uuuurrrgh. No ta.

    So, I have had to find a new object for my desires.... and the winner is....

    Ding ding ding: Megan Fox. She is seen here below, with her pussy...



    (cat).

    Anyway, I cannot find a single photo of her looking bad....

    One word. Phrrroooooaaaaarrrr!
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    That's Stacey Slater isn't it??

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    Good looking lass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    That's Stacey Slater isn't it??
    Now that's someone else who is just a little bit horny. Don't know what it is abut her, but what I do know is that I will miss her from Eastenders. That was the one good bit about being forced to watch it 4 times a week....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsmclark30v View Post
    Hmmmm, I wouldn't mind waking up in that bed with her....
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    Quote Originally Posted by finesse View Post
    That reminds me of the film Road Trip.

    I boinked her....
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    Google "Megan Fox Super girl"

    Is nice...
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    Quote Originally Posted by leggy View Post
    Google "Megan Fox Super girl"

    Is nice...
    Hmm, yes, very nice!



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    I don't care if it's real or not ! Looks good to me, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsmclark30v View Post
    WOOOOW!!!

    well shes alright...
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    She's fittt....

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    On the megan fox supergirl...a little warning that it wasn't safe for work would have been nice. But to be fair, it was never going to be safe for work was it, so my fault. Secondly, I assume it's a fake, but nice beaver. Third, the image i clicked you can see leg hairs and everything, so I hope even more that it's a fake, lol.

    She is rediculously hot though.


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    Megan Fox was smoking hot back in '08 but she's looking a bit thin nowdays.

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    based on the girls you've been obsessed with i think you might enjoy one of my favourites.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    based on the girls you've been obsessed with i think you might enjoy one of my favourites.......
    Kate beckingsale
    Oooooooh, now didn't she just look a little good in Underworld.... Leather/PVC catsuit thing...

    I think 'obsessed' is a little harsh though.



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    A quick google shows us much....

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    Is underworld any good? I've got it recorded on my V+ box but never got around to seeing it as the Mrs doesn't care for women clad in leather.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Is underworld any good? I've got it recorded on my V+ box but never got around to seeing it as the Mrs doesn't care for women clad in leather.
    Meh, worth a watch. I'm not a vampire film sort of person, but it's not that bad. Give it a spin when there is nothing else on.

    It's all very dark though (as you would expect from a vampire film, as they die in sunlight blah blah blah).
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    Ah we shall see when I can be bothered to watch it then. I have plenty more fun things to do that watch a film with average ratings. And yeah, this whole vampire thing does my nut in, the twilight films are complete bab!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Ah we shall see when I can be bothered to watch it then. I have plenty more fun things to do that watch a film with average ratings. And yeah, this whole vampire thing does my nut in, the twilight films are complete bab!
    I agree, with the exception of the Blade Trilogy.

    They rock.

    Quote of them all is here: YouTube - Best insult ever! (deliberately not embedded).

    Don't watch with the speakers on at work. Unless you like disiplinary proceedings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I agree, with the exception of the Blade Trilogy.

    They rock.

    Quote of them all is here: YouTube - Best insult ever! (deliberately not embedded).

    Don't watch with the speakers on at work. Unless you like disiplinary proceedings.
    Yup, the current Incarnation of vampire myth is crap.
    They make them all seem ponsy teens.
    Bring back the blade style vampires or Stokers vampires. They would kick todays vampires ass.

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    F**k Twilight and their stupid sparkling vampires.


    = Cool

    As for a film, i'll take Near Dark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Quote of them all is here: YouTube - Best insult ever! (deliberately not embedded).
    That guy was class throughout the whole film.

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    Is that quote from Blade? I've not seen any of them either I'm so un-cool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Is that quote from Blade? I've not seen any of them either I'm so un-cool.
    Yeah, that's from Blade 3.
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    Megan and kate are beautiful, but i think the crown still goes to this tasty lass!



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