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    thats me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    OK, sadly I gave in. I was crushed by the pressure....



    Cost of sandwich: Ł2.

    Cost of walking to uni: 1 Cigarette.

    The look of disbelief at the lack of gratitude:.

    Seeing her tuck into my special dressing ..... priceless

    Mental note here: When I next decide to do something nice. Don't.

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    VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fingermouse View Post
    Scandalous.... But VERY funny....

    Wish I'd thought of that... Payback...
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    Women are just snakes with tits....check the Bible.
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    lol, You poor poor guys, I feel sooooo sorry for you all, all so hard done by! lol

    Come on, wheres your back bones???? Some, not all women know how to work you and get under your skin and you let them lol. Alot of women love seeing you getting wound up.

    A good one is breaking hard when shes putting on her lipstick lol but dont say ive told you!

    I must be different cos I hate all the aggro you lot have spoken about, lifes too short and not worth the hassle. This thread has made me laugh so much.

    Oh and why wait for a full moon lol, lifes for enjoying!


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    May b some of u need to turn gay lol
    Don't knock it till u try it ( thats what they say) ?????

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    Group buy on some hammers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by S3 HODGE View Post
    Group buy on some hammers?
    Na, hammers won't do the trick.... Chainsaws, now there's a thought....
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    Quote Originally Posted by missviper View Post
    May b some of u need to turn gay lol
    Don't knock it till u try it ( thats what they say) ?????
    For you (a girl) its an option, a pretty cool option but for us guys erm no you kinda have to be REALLY dedicated to touch another mans penis for fun....
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