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    Guys, I'm coming out the closet.....

    Hi all, I've just split with my missis after 5 years and have finally decided that brown is the way forward. Anyone give me some advice?
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    Wrap it up and use plenty of lube!!
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    Make sure you open the door when leaving the closet.

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    is this the audi-sport equivalent of a facebook rape? or is he being serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveA3 View Post
    is this the audi-sport equivalent of a facebook rape? or is he being serious?
    No he's serious... Tryed it on with 'me at ADI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S3 HODGE View Post
    No he's serious... Tryed it on with 'me at ADI.
    It might have something to do with your tagline - "Brown passenger seat"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geordie Mike View Post
    It might have something to do with your tagline - "Brown passenger seat"?
    .... Beautiful.
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    Certainly I the equivalent of Facebook rape! Thanks Adam! (s3hodge)!

    Made me chuckle though!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sam4191 View Post
    Certainly I the equivalent of Facebook rape! Thanks Adam! (s3hodge)!

    Made me chuckle though!!!


    Good work....

    and have finally decided that brown is the way forward
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    lol good effort

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    Mate that is not the way forward! I split from my bird after 5 years earlier this year and I've just been going around boning loads of other birds. Now that, my friend, is the way forward
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    Mate that is not the way forward! I split from my bird after 5 years earlier this year and I've just been going around boning loads of other birds. Now that, my friend, is the way forward
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    This thread is GAY!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    This thread is GAY!
    Suits you to the ground then JoJo :P

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    Where's Aythreeee when you need him.............................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    I've just been going around boning loads of other birds.
    Eeewwww! Hope you're getting regular checks!!!!!!!! and wearing a mac!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sam4191 View Post
    Hi all, I've just split with my missis after 5 years and have finally decided that brown is the way forward. Anyone give me some advice?
    Yeah, walk backwards!


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    LOL funny thread!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Where's Aythreeee when you need him.............................
    ...at the gym

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam4191 View Post
    Guys, I'm coming out the closet.....
    So when you say you're "coming" out the closet, do you mean................................



    nah, forget it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    ...at the gym
    lmfao good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    lmfao good one
    I've had better.

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    aythreeee on the pull

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    Hey Aythreee was your mate at the gym too, you never mention him anymore!! He's not gone off you has he?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Hey Aythreee was your mate at the gym too, you never mention him anymore!! He's not gone off you has he?
    Recently, after 5 years of being married, he left his wife. It all got too real after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Recently, after 5 years of being married, he left his wife for me. It all got too real after that.
    Understandable.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Understandable.
    See post #1.


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    About time this place had another random thread!!!! I have just laughed the whole time I read this thread.


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