What exactly is the point of this thread??!! Its like the 'news feed' page on facebook!
Please don't start taunting, arguing etc for the sake of it or I will have to close it.
Continue to play nice and you can have your erm thread.........
I'm never going to sleep again!
And Crazy - Ok ok ok ok you win!! You're not tight with your 'thanks'. I take it back. I'm sorry. So so sorry.
lol aythreee. You can start more random topics 24/7 now rather than core office hours..
crazy has indeed graduated!!
I quite liked thanking your posts though dude, i was just getting the hang of it!
On a side note, my mrs is doing my nut in today!!! Being a proper spastic. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Never marry a stubborn woman people...hours of frustration ahead i think.
Can i leave her yet? muhaha
LMAO.... I don't envy you Crazy.
Maybe a '***** slap to the ground' approach would change her attitute? Willing to chance it?
I did once suggest a donkey punch, but that didn't go down too well
lol - how about you come home late one night, half drunk, with a younger and more attractive lady claiming she is your colleague and you guys had an emergency meeting?
Why I fired my secretary:
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.""Okay," I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
I always wonder, how do women have such good memories?!!
They never forget a single
Incident!!! And will ALWAYS bring it up when you least expect it!
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Problem is i'd probably come out with something that achieves none of the above and makes zero sense in the context of the situation, like....... "SURPRISE!!"
Haa haa you poor hen pecked boys lol!!!
Keep deluding yourselves lol, your wives probably know all your little excuses by now! You lot really make me laugh!
Not all of us are like you describe.....priceless!!!
Let's look at this from the other side of the fence.
What would you do Sarah if you was the wife in the joke?
laugh and enjoy the making up lol!
nah! just normal.
I don't think so!
Or maybe it's just the rest of the female population isn't normal....... yup I think I've just cracked it.
lol, maybe you are right there! Maybe you have just worked out women lol..
Hey its great! Hard work but ace place and wow the food.......lol
Back on Monday....hey ho. AITP first, so lets hope its a good show!
Egg, bacon, toms, shrooms, hash browns, bangers, toast and a cuppa tea.
but mostly wasps with hard ons...
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