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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    - is there something I'm missing?
    Work maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Work maybe?
    No, no, I'm there now.....
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    Well today I am sitting on my sofa. Have been since 9am, in the same spot.
    I've watched a recording about Usain Bolt..... also watched a film called Baseline..... my breakfast plate is still on the floor in front of me, and so is my lunch plate.
    I've not had a shower yet, or brushed my teeth, and am currently picking my nose.
    And my girlfriend has only phoned me once.

    Absolute eff'ing heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

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    Sorting car today in prep for drive in day or so, tbh been fairly pissed of since this morning & dont talk to me about fcuking spoilers, my nemesis I can assure you on many cars now arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Oh & did I mention

    Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Oh & did I mention

    Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
    Don't know what you've got against him. I think he's brilliant!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Don't know what you've got against him. I think he's brilliant!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    my breakfast plate is still on the floor in front of me, and so is my lunch plate.
    I've not had a shower yet, or brushed my teeth, and am currently picking my nose.
    Well, that's me convinced. There is no way you are gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Sorting car today in prep for drive in day or so, tbh been fairly pissed of since this morning & dont talk to me about fcuking spoilers, my nemesis I can assure you on many cars now arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Oh & did I mention

    Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
    Well I'm using my Dell Optiplex 960 which I've had since October 2009 and my wife is using her Dell Optiplex 780 which she purchased in February 2010 and both are working just fine, as they have both done since day one. Both were ordered and arrived with 7 days exactly to spec. Both were ordered with Windows XP and mine is now dual-booting with XP and my free upgrade to Windows 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Oh & did I mention

    Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
    Had fun with Dell Customer Care a few years ago, they are slightly cheaper than everyone else for a reason, never again....

    I used to swear by IBM, kind of pricey but worth it, nowdays (since they sold out to Lenovo) its Toshiba everytime.
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    well ive been in bed most of the day as im on nights
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    Where is everyone today?

    I was around, but then I always am it seems. Writing a big report at Uni-work at the moment so asn is a nice break from that.


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    I was at work, still trying to pull the French skirt temp worker we have there, got her number & taken her out but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all
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    On the sofa, just watched The Taking Of Pelham 123...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazboss View Post
    but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all
    Had same issue with my italian missus when met her, 6 years on nearly & kid due in the next week, she speaks fluent english now, lol

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    Today's movies....... Cemetery Junction. And then The A-Team.

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    Todays movies are, Get My Arse Up, Day In My Car, Shoot My Cat For Keeping Me Awake & last but no means Least: Redtube The Return

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Todays movies are... Redtube The Return
    You can tell your mrs is about to give birth!!! haha


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazboss View Post
    I was at work, still trying to pull the French skirt temp worker we have there, got her number & taken her out but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all
    Think i might be getting closer
    Thats OK - learn I want to bone you doggie style in French. Job done.
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    No need for french, just whap it out...she'll get the picture. Only word you'll need to know is 'merde' for when she walks off laughing. :D


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Thats OK - learn I want to bone you doggie style in French. Job done.
    Further to that, I've found it out for you:

    Je veux avoir des rapports sexuels avec vous le style de chien
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Further to that, I've found it out for you:

    Je veux avoir des rapports sexuels avec vous le style de chien
    pahahahaha, quality.

    "...with you, the style of dog" legendary


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    You can tell your mrs is about to give birth!!! haha
    Think the what we refer to as "The Melon" is a dead give away lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Think the what we refer to as "The Melon" is a dead give away lmfao
    haha!!! Sexy time is supposed to help get the baby out faster, I tried that excuse so much at the end and it worked...win win!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Only word you'll need to know is 'merde' for when she walks off laughing. :D
    Thats same in Italian aswell lmfao but my woman didnt walk of laughing hence 9 months later job done, bet she wished she had now though lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Thats same in Italian aswell lmfao but my woman didnt walk of laughing hence 9 months later job done, bet she wished she had now though lmfao
    Quality mate!!! It reminds me of that joke about the man asking for anal and woman saying no as it'll hurt. 9 months down the line, woman complains as she screams giving birth and the guy casually whispers in her ear "and you thought anal would hurt" haha lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Quality mate!!! It reminds me of that joke about the man asking for anal and woman saying no as it'll hurt. 9 months down the line, woman complains as she screams giving birth and the guy casually whispers in her ear "and you thought anal would hurt" haha lol
    I told my missus, whilst giving birth, to 'man up'.

    That was a mistake as it turns out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    haha!!! Sexy time is supposed to help get the baby out faster, I tried that excuse so much at the end and it worked...win win!

    Thats uncanny as she was instructing me that as soon as I land on Italian soil thats whats happening, purely on the basis of experimental purposes you understand.

    OT: God damn this curry is making my guts & arse rumble today, no beer either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I told my missus, whilst giving birth, to 'man up'.

    That was a mistake as it turns out.

    EDIT: Ex missus.
    lmfao, man up, FFS, was that whilst posting a live feed on the forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    lmfao, man up, FFS, was that whilst posting a live feed on the forum?
    Nope, wasn't an ASN member back in those days mate... I was still stuck in the land of Vauxhalls! I've only been a member for a year this month, and my little one will be 3 in november...

    Plus, nobody wants to see that - scary stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Plus, nobody wants to see that - scary stuff
    Oh fcuk what have I done now, lmfao, reet guys, I challenge anyone to a mod, we have to make a Time Machine

    PMSL LMFAO Man UP, I would be on the floor pissing my pants if I said that & maybe holding my nuts as they would of been chopped of

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Oh fcuk what have I done now, lmfao, reet guys, I challenge anyone to a mod, we have to make a Time Machine

    PMSL LMFAO Man UP, I would be on the floor pissing my pants if I said that & maybe holding my nuts as they would of been chopped of
    I swear to you, thats EXACTLY what I said. I never heard the end of it though, and we didn't get on that well at the best of times - hence why she is in fact my ex. Not sure that comment helped.

    I must admit, the rest of the time I spent reading the new Clarkson book that was out at the time. Best thing about the lengthy labour was the excuse to give the Corsa the guns up the motorway to the hospital. I managed 151 (kmph...*cough*)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I managed 151 (kmph...*cough*)
    That cough must be purely for forum members mate

    Now where are the poxy smilies now as only advanced shows them.

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    LOL, I miss the quick and easy smilies - I have to remember the actual command for them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Further to that, I've found it out for you:

    Je veux avoir des rapports sexuels avec vous le style de chien
    LOL love it, I might bring her along too Audi in the park on sunday as she's mad on cars
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    Aw! Nige, you still solo!!!! lol, not long now and she can look forward to all of 10 seconds lol!!!! just smile and say you offer unlimited goes!! lol


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