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    For Katy Perry fans.... (like me :-))

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    The blonde isnt to bad either tbh.

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    Agreed, she is tidy also.

    I wonder what sort of things were going through the cameraman's mind when filming that? Hmmmmm
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    I need to use the bathroom! My word she is hot.

    Russell Brand is a lucky twat. :D


    Oh, and i'm sure the camera man looking straight on at her hasn't taken his eyes off her knickers! I know i wouldn't have


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I need to use the bathroom! My word she is hot.

    Russell Brand is a lucky twat. :D


    Oh, and i'm sure the camera man looking straight on at her hasn't taken his eyes off her knickers! I know i wouldn't have
    I would of made it BLATANT that was what I was doing as well.... (you never know)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I would of made it BLATANT that was what I was doing as well.... (you never know)
    Fair point actually mate. Lets all leave our jobs and become camera men! My mate works as a set builder for "singers" (cheryl cole etc...hence the "'s). He was building the set for lady GaGa and actually ended up going on tour as a rodie. Anyway, one of his jobs was to get her into a swing as she went up above the stage or summat. He would frequently be faced with a face-full-o lady GaGa's clunge. I think he hated his job, ha! In much the same way that I hate sex.

    Off topic...sorry.

    Back on topic, Katy Perry is fine!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    face-full-o lady GaGa's clunge
    Nothing wrong with being off topic with a sentence like that. Legendary.

    I can think of many, many things I would like much less....
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    Katy Perry is


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    Im at work right now so cant use the link.

    But yes....kate perry is a women god!

    She is super fine and strikes me as a right dirty *****!!

    Just what i like!! hehe

    Brand is a lucky ******* indeed


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    what is this white substance over my keybored?

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    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

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    Is that real 1wheel? I think I have a similar substance allover my keyboard to Alpine...The woman just gets hotter every time I see her.

    And Dazmo, I think she strikes us all as a right dirty ***** since she kisses women, and likes it!


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    White stuff on keyboard huh? it's called dandruff, you need to use head & shoulders.


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    lol. I think it's fair to say that regardless of what my white substance is...Katy Perry would still get it! :D (although knowing me i'd do an american pie on her...poor girl)


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    White stuff on keyboard huh? it's called dandruff, you need to use head & shoulders.
    but mes got a skin ed!

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    Ugh, the things i would do to her
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


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    I think it's universal love for katy perry! I actually don't think i've ever heard of anyone (besides Aythree) who doesn't lust after her. She's the kind of girl that when she's on tv i go into my own world and just imagine life with her, and the fun that would follow.


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    I actually hated Russell Brand from the start, but as soon as i knew that he was married to her, i started to despise the prick!!!
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I actually hated Russell Brand from the start, but as soon as i knew that he was married to her, i started to despise the prick!!!
    here here, couldn't agree more! Lets start a hate group for russel brand, powered by pure jealousy of course!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheelonly View Post

    i dont think so,

    what annoys me is why to celebs have to be with other celebs, give us normal folk a chance you *****
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    i dont think its her either, but still a bloody good pic !!! hey lol
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    Probably not her, but who cares - it's the thought that counts after all.... LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Probably not her, but who cares - it's the thought that counts after all.... LOL
    Exactly! I was considering photoshopping my wifes head onto the fake katy perry photo too, and pretending she was my mrs.


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    Just thought i'd revive this thread as it's never a bad thing to bump...Katy Perry that is, not the thread.


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    How is this fair??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Spotty!!!

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    And you're telling me you wouldn't?

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    And you're telling me you wouldn't?

    lol
    Don't be silly. I'm just trying to make myself feel better about never being able too.

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    Excellent point. Good old Russell Brand - I don't want anything bad to happen to him at all... Honest.
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    Well I live not a million miles from his beloved West Ham. So if I am ever driving past Upton Park on a matchday and see him crossing the road I'll make sure I slow down and let him cross without my foot slipping off the brake and running him over... Honest.

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    Also rig up someone to save old Katie from getting run over too - then you can be her hero.

    Score.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Ugh, the things i would do to her
    just her pants would do.......
    Pass me my sock

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    For Katy Perry fans.... (like me :-))

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    just her pants would do.......
    That my friend was genius!!! I proper laughed and my wife just asked me why. "No reason" I told her hehe

    She wouldn't understand since she's never kissed a girl


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    HUBBA HUBBA!!
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    I just came across this thread. No pun intended, or was it!
    Now - On the hunt for a new Audi!
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    LITTLE *******!!





    GO ON SON!!


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    pass me another sock this ones full
    Pass me my sock

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    ooopss, sorry duck!!


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