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    Boredom inspired office magic!

    Sitting here in the office on a grey day and VERY bored I thought I'd do a bit of magic for y'all...





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    You know the last few sips of canned drinks is suppose to contain 50% Saliva.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
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    You like your coke cans like you like your cock then Ayhtree?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    You like your coke cans like you like your cock then Ayhtree?!


    IF that was my thing then at least it would be of the human variety. Unlike some I could mention... huh crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You know the last few sips of canned drinks is suppose to contain 50% Saliva.
    I'd rather look at it as 50% coke!

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    Diet coke, GAY!
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    I've been drinking it ever since I started avoiding the gym!

    **hopes they don't notice the pink post-it notes**

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post

    I've been drinking it ever since I started avoiding the gym!
    It worse for you than regular coke.

    Diet beverage are very dangerous. The ingredient they contain, aspartame (or NutraSweet/Splenda etc.) is very dangerous and was approved for sale despite being ruled as carcinogenic. After political change (i.e. change of presidents in America), the new president instated a biased comissioner into the FDA. He approved it despite the Board of Inquiry labelling it as dangerous.

    It converts into various chemicals which are harmful, especially at and above 37*C (human body temperature). It can cause neural problems and a lot more.

    It interferes with sugar mechanisms - your body thinks you are getting sugars and it has a pre-emptive response to the sugar, but instead it isn't sugar and you're body has too much insulin and body sugar levels drop. This creates greater cravings than satisfying a real sugar craving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    It worse for you than regular coke.

    Diet beverage are very dangerous. The ingredient they contain, aspartame (or NutraSweet/Splenda etc.) is very dangerous and was approved for sale despite being ruled as carcinogenic. After political change (i.e. change of presidents in America), the new president instated a biased comissioner into the FDA. He approved it despite the Board of Inquiry labelling it as dangerous.

    It converts into various chemicals which are harmful, especially at and above 37*C (human body temperature). It can cause neural problems and a lot more.

    It interferes with sugar mechanisms - your body thinks you are getting sugars and it has a pre-emptive response to the sugar, but instead it isn't sugar and you're body has too much insulin and body sugar levels drop. This creates greater cravings than satisfying a real sugar craving.
    Tastes bloody good though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    It interferes with sugar mechanisms - your body thinks you are getting sugars and it has a pre-emptive response to the sugar, but instead it isn't sugar and you're body has too much insulin and body sugar levels drop. This creates greater cravings than satisfying a real sugar craving.
    What about if I eat a Snickers with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    It worse for you than regular coke.

    Diet beverage are very dangerous. The ingredient they contain, aspartame (or NutraSweet/Splenda etc.) is very dangerous and was approved for sale despite being ruled as carcinogenic. After political change (i.e. change of presidents in America), the new president instated a biased comissioner into the FDA. He approved it despite the Board of Inquiry labelling it as dangerous.

    It converts into various chemicals which are harmful, especially at and above 37*C (human body temperature). It can cause neural problems and a lot more.

    It interferes with sugar mechanisms - your body thinks you are getting sugars and it has a pre-emptive response to the sugar, but instead it isn't sugar and you're body has too much insulin and body sugar levels drop. This creates greater cravings than satisfying a real sugar craving.
    some people have been trying to ban aspartame and sacarin for ages. This is why i only drink full fat. But in saying that nearly every junk food is bad for you according to some researchers.

    well done on the can balancing
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportstractor View Post
    well done on the can balancing
    It's not a balancing act. It's magic.

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    It's a magnet under the desk
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    Surely the can is aluminium though?! I agree with Aythree, it's pure magic. (Notice how i'm sucking up as the bestiality comments are making me sad-faced) haha. homo

    And as for aspartame...it's evil stuff. It's ruined my sex life numerous times as it gives the wife a head-ache and makes her feel proper lathargic. She only drinks non-diet now, and all is good!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    What about if I eat a Snickers with it?
    Scrap the Snickers, just drink a can of full phat Coke!


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    Better? Healthier.

    Still got the gay post it notes though

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    Still got the gay post it notes though
    One step at a time mate, one step at a time.

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    WOW!!!

    Mate that is amazing, how did you do that??

    The can looks a lil bent.....or was that aimed at you??

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
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    So gay!

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    I think we need more pictures, like a 360 degrees set of pics, so we can see if there's any sneaky sneaky goings on from behind...just the way you like it! muhahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I think we need more pictures, like a 360 degrees set of pics, so we can see if there's any sneaky sneaky goings on from behind...just the way you like it! muhahaha
    Sure.... just for you mate :

    (i'm having problems posting pics, so.....)

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    funny as fk thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Sure.... just for you mate :

    (i'm having problems posting pics, so.....)

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    hahahahahahahaha, i just clicked the 'x' button so fast on the tabs that popped up. So funny dude. :D Stupid thing is...I still clicked on the second. What can i say, I was too aroused not to. Woof woof

    What kind of sicko are you though, having doggie pictures saved on your computer anyway. And where is the coke can? I can't see it anywhere in those pics


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    hahahahahahahaha, i just clicked the 'x' button so fast on the tabs that popped up. So funny dude. :D Stupid thing is...I still clicked on the second. What can i say, I was too aroused not to. Woof woof

    What kind of sicko are you though, having doggie pictures saved on your computer anyway. And where is the coke can? I can't see it anywhere in those pics


    I'm no sicko.... those photos aren't on my computer!!
    They're on my phone

    As for you not being able to see the coke can, its right there in the photo. You were obviously toooooo fixated on the dog's ass to notice it!!

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    AMAZING dude, so friggin funny.

    A dog in a thong...i'd like to say it was the first one i'd ever seen...but then I have been married for 6 years! oohhhhh. lets hope she never reads ASN, or i'm a dead man. If she leaves me i've always got Shep...



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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    A dog in a thong...i'd like to say it was the first one i'd ever seen...but then I have been married for 6 years! oohhhhh.
    Ouch!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    If she leaves me i've always got Shep...

    Shep looks well up for it already!!

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    I have to insert a disclaimer here...if mrs crazy88 ever reads this forum:

    "You know I joke darling, you are the world to me. I only do it to make others laugh. Now give me paw"


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    I can do it too!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pami View Post
    I can do it too!!
    And yours is BIGGER too!!!!

    This, my friend, is war!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Better???

    you managed to use that whole box of tissues? no doubt moping up the tears from crazy88's abuse
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    This, my friend, is war!!!!
    SH*T!!! That one didn't quite go to plan!!


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    That bird reminds me of the little one from Dumb and Dumber which they sellotape the head back on, and give it to the blind kid. "pretty bird, polly wanna cracker"


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That bird reminds me of the little one from Dumb and Dumber which they sellotape the head back on, and give it to the blind kid. "pretty bird, polly wanna cracker"
    lol... Yeah but this one is evil...


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Surely the can is aluminium though?!
    One in the can one under the desk.
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    Don't you believe in magic then?

 

 
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