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    AARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

    Is it just around here or are there flying ants EVERYWHHHEERREEEEE!!!

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    I'm in Cheltenham all this week, and no flying ants here.....
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    Maybe just in London then.
    I just went out to grab bite to eat and must've looked like an absolute mentalist to people looking at me from their offices. I was punching and kicking the air as I walked cos these little buggers were attacking me.
    Hate 'em.

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    Take a tennis racquet with you and slice the little b*stards to bits....

    Thats my approach to wasp management....
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    Nope none near me either

    So far!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Take a tennis racquet with you and slice the little b*stards to bits....

    Thats my approach to wasp management....
    If there's one thing that could make me look more mental than punching thin air then hitting forehands and backhands with a tennis racket might just be it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    If there's one thing that could make me look more mental than punching thin air then hitting forehands and backhands with a tennis racket might just be it.
    Yeah, but the payoff is better. At least you can teach those little flying gits a lesson...

    On the whole, I'd say it's worth it.

    Possibly where a balaclava also, and shout 'Heeeee-ya' whilst doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yeah, but the payoff is better. At least you can teach those little flying gits a lesson...

    On the whole, I'd say it's worth it.

    Possibly where a balaclava also, and shout 'Heeeee-ya' whilst doing it.

    If you're going to put your foot in it, go up to the groin!
    You make a point there.
    Think I'll subsitute the balaclava for a John McEnroe type head band though.
    Might as well do it properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    You make a point there.
    Think I'll subsitute the balaclava for a John McEnroe type head band though.
    Might as well do it properly.
    Can you take photos for me please, this I would LOVE to see!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Can you take photos for me please, this I would LOVE to see!
    You cannot be serious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    You cannot be serious!
    Nope. Sadly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Nope. Sadly.
    EDIT: Just got the reference.... a bit late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    EDIT: Just got the reference.... a bit late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    'twas before my time dude - I'm only a young un....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    'twas before my time dude - I'm only a young un....



    (How about this reference?)

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    I had a `swarm` in my bathroom 2 years ago, the little *******s came through the wall cavity and under the bath. Miwwions of em`!
    Fyling around humping each other n that.

    You see, ants mate `on the wing` so develop wings to do so. Its only during this time ants have wings.
    This usualy coincides with a new nest being colonised and the old one being evacuated and/or destroyed.

    The Environmental guy at the Council told me that.

    Pay attention, you will be tested on this later........

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post



    (How about this reference?)
    I know it to be the young ones.... LOL.

    Before my time again, first aired in 82, when I was born late 86.

    I've seen a few though. Great show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I know it to be the young ones.... LOL.

    Before my time again, first aired in 82, when I was born late 86.

    I've seen a few though. Great show.


    Quote Originally Posted by PaulAr View Post
    I had a `swarm` in my bathroom 2 years ago, the little *******s came through the wall cavity and under the bath. Miwwions of em`!
    Fyling around humping each other n that.

    You see, ants mate `on the wing` so develop wings to do so. Its only during this time ants have wings.
    This usualy coincides with a new nest being colonised and the old one being evacuated and/or destroyed.

    The Environmental guy at the Council told me that.

    Pay attention, you will be tested on this later........

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    Hold on one damn minute!!!!
    Are you telling me (after council man telling you) that these mofo's are flying around 'doing it'??
    I've noticed that these flying ants are MASSIVE (in ant context).... So what about the regular little ones crawling about with no wings?? You telling me that they don't get any jiggy jiggy? Ever??

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    :Hold on one damn minute!!!!
    Are you telling me (after council man telling you) that these mofo's are flying around 'doing it'??
    I've noticed that these flying ants are MASSIVE (in ant context).... So what about the regular little ones crawling about with no wings?? You telling me that they don't get any jiggy jiggy? Ever??
    IMO, it sucks to be an ant..... LOL. Well, a floor bound ant at at least.

    Flying ants, can fly and get it on, they've not got it so bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    IMO, it sucks to be an ant..... LOL. Well, a floor bound ant at at least.

    Flying ants, can fly and get it on, they've not got it so bad.


    When you put it like that I think I wanna be an ant. A flying one.
    And all I'd have to worry about is tennis rackets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    When you put it like that I think I wanna be an ant. A flying one.
    And all I'd have to worry about is tennis rackets.
    And the spikey haired nutter wielding it, and shouting Heeee-ya.

    I.e. Me.
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    Suppose in relative terms the winged ants get to to be in the `mile high` club then?
    Then die.

    "Check me out me crawly siblings, I am flying and humping!!! Yip Yip Yip!!

    All the while the crawly guys are left going solo with the odd Sherman to keep them going...

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    This is a thread for the collective mentals of ASN me thinks....

    Think how Pandas must feel..... LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    This is a thread for the collective mentals of ASN me thinks....

    Think how Pandas must feel..... LOL
    Feel for the fellas.
    Panda porn must be thin on the ground right?

    At least their breath smells nice though.
    "Every cloud..." etc....
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post




    Hold on one damn minute!!!!
    Are you telling me (after council man telling you) that these mofo's are flying around 'doing it'??
    I've noticed that these flying ants are MASSIVE (in ant context).... So what about the regular little ones crawling about with no wings?? You telling me that they don't get any jiggy jiggy? Ever??
    Or maybe they are just gay.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Or maybe they are just gay.
    Good point, but then surely they would bum instead?

    In any event you would expect `ant action` of sorts, no?
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    No flying ants down here in Cardiff

    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Maybe just in London then.
    I just went out to grab bite to eat and must've looked like an absolute mentalist to people looking at me from their offices. I was punching and kicking the air as I walked cos these little buggers were attacking me.
    Hate 'em.
    Lol that must of been comical to people in the office!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulAr View Post
    Feel for the fellas.
    Panda porn must be thin on the ground right?
    Maybe that's why Pandas have black eyes. They keeping getting a slap from the female Panda for nagging about getting it on...

    Maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Maybe that's why Pandas have black eyes. They keeping getting a slap from the female Panda for nagging about getting it on...

    Maybe.
    Or from bending over chasing gay ants and bumping into stuff?
    Who knows.
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    Ants have bums?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Ants have bums?
    Whaye aye man, its where Dec parks his sausage man, bonny lad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulAr View Post
    Whaye aye man, its where Dec parks his sausage man, bonny lad.

    I see what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulAr View Post
    Whaye aye man, its where Dec parks his sausage man, bonny lad.
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    there are loads of flying ants here to (south east london) some weird mini wasp things about to

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALPINE View Post
    there are loads of flying ants here to (south east london) some weird mini wasp things about to
    Are they bonking?
    I've been out to have a look but I think the ones round here are frigid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Are they bonking?
    I've been out to have a look but I think the ones round here are frigid.
    lmfao.. ant porn..... WTF!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALPINE View Post
    lmfao.. ant porn..... WTF!!! lol
    Oh yes!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Oh yes!

    LMFAO!!!! Where do you get these pics? Google? And did you just type in , "ants humping"!? haha! You know, you can get these tennis rackets with an electro thingy in it so when you swing it on the flying ones, they just sizzle on your racket!!
    Quote Originally Posted by <tuffty/> View Post
    its either mapped or broken...

 

 

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