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    You're going out for Thai Boys!
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    right. sorry to jump into this thread late

    what was quicker/quacker, the duck, the diesel or the s3?

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    Lol.

    edit! LOL don't type in Thai boys into Google!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Welly, you completely missed out on the opportunity to doctor his post then!
    I'll get my coat.... The opportunity passed me by....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD09 View Post
    Lol.

    edit! LOL don't type in Thai boys into Google!
    Hmmmm, if I do such things, it's normally on customer's computers, never my own..... LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Hmmmm, if I do such things, it's normally on customer's computers, never my own..... LOL.
    I'm going to use that quote out of context as much as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD09 View Post
    I'm going to use that quote out of context as much as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Hmmmm, if I do such things, it's normally on customer's computers, never my own..... LOL.
    thank god for 'in private' browsing mate...you never have to own up to it ever again
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    Lol, I do always wonder when I see that advert for the guy "buying his wife a gift" if he's actually just looking at porn!!!

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    Personally I think it's better if you leave loads of evidence on your browser because then its hinting at your mrs that she's not putting out enough
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    Lol alot changes in a couple of weeks away from as.net doesn't it!!
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    what's going on in this thread....
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    This is a typical ASN thread nowadays! Either myself, Welly, Tim, or JD go off down some obscure path and this is what happens. Whoops!
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    The threads are amazing here! I don't even have an A3 but find myself checking the A3 forum more than anything else as they're so funny!

    And as for the IE advert, it always amazes me that they managed to create another scenario when inprivate browsing works...albeit a completely fake one. Who the hell would ever buy his wife a ring? What a loser

    Oh, and Westle...I like that idea! I might just leave numerous porn clues around the house, see how it works!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    You know what they say...a bride is always smiling on the wedding day as she knows she's given her last bj

    Not that i'd know, no no no, doesn't affect me at all....not even 6 years down the line....she's still as lustful as ever. Pah
    Haa haaa thats why its called 'Bobbin for Gold' such a funny thread!

    Oh and dont taint all females the same lol We aint!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Oh and dont taint all females the same lol We aint!
    FACT: Women are mental and like shiny things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Haa haaa thats why its called 'Bobbin for Gold'
    hahaha, i've never heard it being called that before, brilliant!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Oh and dont taint all females the same lol We aint!
    And i'll taint all females with the experiences I have known....so I stand by my original statement until proved otherwise wrong!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    hahaha, i've never heard it being called that before, brilliant!



    And i'll taint all females with the experiences I have known....so I stand by my original statement until proved otherwise wrong!
    lol, ure statement was ok from what I remember! Women , cars and hot! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by unkle View Post
    FACT: Women are mental and like shiny things.


    Shiney haa haa haa haa you mean that gold again! The only shiney I like is the finish I get on my car! lol

    Mental, maybe a few, depends who they are with


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol, ure statement was ok from what I remember! Women , cars and hot! lol
    Well, it's a fact! Women who like cars are hot! So congratulations Sarah!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Well, it's a fact! Women who like cars are hot! So congratulations Sarah!
    So you also think that of the lady on the car bonnet too eh! Just a shame her bikini didnt colour match! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    So you also think that of the lady on the car bonnet too eh! Just a shame her bikini didnt colour match! lol
    She was no woman, she was a house!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    She was no woman, she was a house!
    Awww! poor girl!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JD09 View Post
    Lol, I do always wonder when I see that advert for the guy "buying his wife a gift" if he's actually just looking at porn!!!
    He clearly is, he even looks like your typical porn guru....

    He probably runs a sex line and has the name 'Pamela' on the weekends....

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    Personally I think it's better if you leave loads of evidence on your browser because then its hinting at your mrs that she's not putting out enough


    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    This is a typical ASN thread nowadays! Either myself, Welly, Tim, or JD go off down some obscure path and this is what happens. Whoops!
    I agree, we should migrate to the 'General Chat' section - since we rarely talk about issues with motors these days..... LOL.

    Scratch that, this is by FAR my favourite section of the forum.... Cos you lot make my day these days. I find myself doing less and less work on a daily basis.

    Quote Originally Posted by unkle View Post
    FACT: Women are mental and like shiny things.

    Yes, and Yes. No disagreements here....

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Well, it's a fact! Women who like cars are hot! So congratulations Sarah!
    This is soooooooo true. My missus doesn't know a gearbox from a jukebox, and that makes me sad
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    She was no woman, she was a house!
    Hippo-crocco-pig...... Or swamp donkey. Whichever you prefer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Hippo-crocco-pig...... Or swamp donkey. Whichever you prefer.
    lol, so not your Friday night entertainment then lol! Even wearing your goggles!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol, so not your Friday night entertainment then lol! Even wearing your goggles!!!!!
    Not even vodka goggles could fix that, lets be fair. Alcohol goggles only go so far.

    Reminds me a bit of Shallow Hal....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Hippo-crocco-pig...... Or swamp donkey. Whichever you prefer.
    I think swamp-donkey is a great name! And i know how you feel Welly...my significant other tells me about cars by colour first Example...

    "OOh, my mate Helen has just bought such a nice car"
    "Really darling, what kind of car is it?"
    "Blue with comfy seats"

    AMAZING

    And recently she went to London for work, so they hired a car. I was impressed when she told me it was a Range Rover Sport (progression I thought from the usual where I just get a colour). However, I was so deflated when she told me she had the opportunity to drive it, but declined as it "was a bit big".

    What a 'tard!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    What a 'tard!


    What did she get instead? A pink Suzuki Jimny? Thats what my missus wants.

    Why, god knows. Typical leggy blonde - bless her! (present company excluded)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post


    A pink Suzuki Jimny? Thats what my missus wants.
    Really? ha! How can girls just not get the way cars work? I think girls are actually very similar to boy racers...stickers, nice seats and colours make a car better in a girls eyes, just like chav's.

    Sarah...how the hell are you different? Fancy coming and giving my wife a good slap to get her in to shape?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Really? ha! How can girls just not get the way cars work? I think girls are actually very similar to boy racers...stickers, nice seats and colours make a car better in a girls eyes, just like chav's.

    Sarah...how the hell are you different? Fancy coming and giving my wife a good slap to get her in to shape?
    lol everyone says im unique, not overly sure about that lol.(maybe just a bit older n wiser) I just love alot the same as guys (cars, footie, sport, drinking....;-) ) haa haa and hate alot of what women like (shopping, gossip etc) its a waste of time, my times best spent doing far far better things lol.

    Yeh, I'll show her the way lol but some cases are lost ones lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    A pink Suzuki Jimny? Thats what my missus wants.
    Lol isnt that the one with the two rhino's at the back humping?
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    its either mapped or broken...

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    funny thread, funny funny thread!

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

 

 
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