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    Angry I rarely post but...

    This has prompted me to let off some steam.

    If the driver (early to mid 40's) of an A6 2.7tdi in dark grey living in the Hedge End/West End/Botley area of Southampton carries on driving like a complete monkey Im gonna rip your mirrors off and after that I'm gonna start work on you.

    You know what you did this morning (07:48) on entering the M27 at junction 7 and if someone tells you to use your mirrors dont drag down the entire Audi populous by stating that just Signal and Manoeuvre alone is in the highway code; you know mirrors is in it somewhere so get to use them and in the correct order and you may save your mirrors next time because I am waiting and willing to f**k up one of your mornings.

    /RANT OVER.

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    nice!!!
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    I lived in Sutton for years (woodcote), how is it these days?
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    Darn BMW drivers.....


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    Sorry to ruin your post but I've had moments like yours many times and this is no joke...it is mainly from BMW drivers...officially the worst drivers in the world. Bigheaded t*ts. Sorry...Anyways, WILL THAT AUDI A6 DRIVER OWN UP?!

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    Re: I rarely post but...

    Haha this is funny!

    Come on, whoever it is, fess up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Darn BMW drivers.....


    How's it going NSD? (my master and mentor)
    It's going well padawan - see you still have your S3. I think you have to be the longest standing member surely?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tku View Post
    Sorry to ruin your post but I've had moments like yours many times and this is no joke...it is mainly from BMW drivers...officially the worst drivers in the world. Bigheaded t*ts. Sorry...Anyways, WILL THAT AUDI A6 DRIVER OWN UP?!
    I think youre blind no offence taken

    Seriously its most drivers of any type cars doing this these days and I'm not here for a BMW / Audi cock fight (besides most BMW drivers got blinkered by the latest pimp Audi lights so moved camp).

    I only came on here to rant in all honesty because I was a nats dick away from hitting him in the rear as I slammed on my brakes - so uncalled for as all he was doing was jumping the traffic.

    Anyway he sped of as I un-did my seatbelt to have a proper word so I assume his ass was twitching faster than a rabbits nose.
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    Re: I rarely post but...

    Quote Originally Posted by neversaydie

    so I assume his ass was twitching faster than a rabbits nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neversaydie View Post
    This has prompted me to let off some steam.

    If the driver (early to mid 40's) of an A6 2.7tdi in dark grey living in the Hedge End/West End/Botley area of Southampton carries on driving like a complete monkey I’m gonna rip your mirrors off and after that I'm gonna start work on you.

    You know what you did this morning (07:48) on entering the M27 at junction 7 and if someone tells you to use your mirrors don’t drag down the entire Audi populous by stating that just Signal and Manoeuvre alone is in the highway code; you know mirrors is in it somewhere so get to use them and in the correct order and you may save your mirrors next time because I am waiting and willing to f**k up one of your mornings.

    /RANT OVER.

    Hello everyone by the way - long time.
    Its not a bog standard A6 with the RS6 badge on the back of it is it?

    It pisses me off as well when someone thinks just because they have put there indicator on they can swerve across in front of you without taking into consideration the speed you are doing
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    Quote Originally Posted by neversaydie View Post
    It's going well padawan - see you still have your S3. I think you have to be the longest standing member surely?!
    Unfortunately not, that should go to Ess_Three, I think he's still about, if not a prolific poster anymore.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Unfortunately not, that should go to Ess_Three, I think he's still about, if not a prolific poster anymore.
    I thought Ess_Three was a moderator - what happened? Did he ban himself? :D

    Glad youre still doing well mate! I rekon you must have the more posts on him though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Darn BMW drivers.....
    Something called me back to Audi-Sport today ...

    ...oh aye, I wanted to post this picture



    Last edited by HotboxDeluxe; 13th April 2010 at 16:38.
    Still loving the 130i like the sideways dirtbag I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by neversaydie View Post
    I thought Ess_Three was a moderator - what happened? Did he ban himself? :D

    Glad youre still doing well mate! I rekon you must have the more posts on him though?
    haha, he's still a mod... just doesn't own an Audi anymore, but he's about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HotboxDeluxe View Post
    Something called me back to Audi-Sport today ...

    ...oh aye, I wanted to post this picture



    Careful now, that rubbish bin probably has quattro!










    OK, maybe not. I'll get my coat.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Careful now, that rubbish bin probably has quattro!
    It has an Open Sky roof and 4 wheel steering
    Still loving the 130i like the sideways dirtbag I am

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    Audi & BM drivers... Add to that the mugs that drive the nasty tacky dog-sh*t Honda Civic's (new shape spaceship thing) and the worst of all.... Alpha Romeo drivers - MUGS - They drive crap motors that fall apart and think they're in a Ferrari!

    Rant over...

    Neversaydie - They're never worth it - My Mum gave me a good bit of advice on these mugs that drive like that; they're in your life for 30 seconds... They're not worth doing time for - imagine, you have a word, he get a bit big potatoes and you give him a dry slap - You're getting a spell of HMP for that!

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    Sound like me, indicate and move it to that gap, but thats london driving for you.

    Come on people they expect it.

 

 

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