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    Have a laugh at this!

    I was browsing through a certain TT forum when I stumbled across this which made me laugh uncontrollably, hope it has the same effect for you

    http://www.tt-forum.co.uk/forum/view...p?f=2&t=156878

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    Interesting but.


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    My word....................

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    is that the nut off a sink drainer ha ha

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    That's brilliant. We need to add it to the list of Pikey mods:

    - Paper clip in the brake pad sensor
    - Sink washer on ignition

    keep them coming
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    I don't know who's more silly, the bloke who put this ridiculas mod on his poor tt or the norbit at B&Q for thinking that was a washer...lol

    To think he's probably going to do the same to his M3 if he gets it...
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    LOL! that is hilarious!

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    How can anyone look at that and think 'yes that looks better than a few tiny scratches'. What a nobber.

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    well apparently he's a policeman , looks as though his choice in career is as bad as his choice in random and pointless mods lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzan A4 View Post
    Yes that looks better than a few tiny scratches.


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    Quote Originally Posted by t2myd View Post
    is that the nut off a sink drainer ha ha
    Yep used to clamp a waste to a sink lol.

    What a guy.

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    i dont see the point in the thread?
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    what a nut job
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1animal1 View Post
    i dont see the point in the thread?
    I'm guessing he was expecting everybody to say how great his mod was and to all follow suit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    I'm guessing he was expecting everybody to say how great his mod was and to all follow suit

    I believe that was actually a punn westle...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1animal1 View Post
    i dont see the point in the thread?
    did u mean the thread he posted or the thread inside the nut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leggy View Post
    I believe that was actually a punn westle...
    oh sh*t you beat me 2 it bugger!

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    spot on leggy
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    sooo many lines too little time
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    Ah yes now I get it! I'm a bit slow today
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    The best bit is, he glued it on too,lol Numpty.

    Wouldn't it be easier to just be careful.....

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    Imagine going to view that car if it was for sale and asking the owner WTF is that? His explanation would be priceless!
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    To be fair to the guy, some of the people in that thread that are knocking him have some really nasty after market bumpers and carbon fibre wing mirrors in their signature pictures...
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    Lmao, I liked this bit:

    Re: My ignition key mod PIC
    by jjones on 16 Nov 2009, 20:05
    what next? upside down bog brush holder slotted on top of the gearknob to prevent the mrs wedding ring scratching the chrome?
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    Quote Originally Posted by god_thats_quick View Post
    How can anyone look at that and think 'yes that looks better than a few tiny scratches'. What a nobber.
    Exactly what I was thinking

    I mean what the damn hell? Okay, so maybe he's got really shaky hands, but instead of a few faint scratches, a bloody great plumbing fastener looks better? Surely a bit of insulation tape or something would have been okay...



    Actually I've thought about it and the guy's a genius. I'm going home now to pour half an inch of readymix concrete on the roof and bonnet of my car to stop birds**t eating the paint...and while I'm at it I should get some 9" self-tappers and screw some old tyres on the sides, just in case my Mrs accidentally drops her pushbike near it

    Thanks for posting that S3Lee, made my day you 'ave!
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    Do you want to know how I avoid scratches?

    Dont put anything on the keyring! SIMPLES
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    Hmmmmm good idea.. think I'll get a set for my doors.

 

 

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