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    Salesman of the year!

    Hi Chaps, appreciate this is waaay off topic but I just thought it was so damn funny I'd show it you.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/P-REG-BMW-318-...d=p3286.c0.m14

    I think he's trying to tell us it's nice or something

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    LOVE IT WHAT A JOKER

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    The guy really is desperate to sell that car !

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    All that dribble reminds me of those scam sites that tries to convince people they can turn you into millionaires overnight. "Earn lots of money in less than a day!!"!
    Last edited by Road Razor; 26th August 2009 at 09:27.
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    must be a time share salesman

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    ..got my head together!

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    Wow.. I'll have it!!

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    i think i will offer him, a packet of Discos and half a kitkat

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    not even a convincing m3 rep wheres the mirrors lights and wheels
    and if its a cat c the insurance company decided it wasnt worth more than the cost of a bumper!
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    Ah, general chat. Hadn't occurred to me to post this here.... Cheers Mod.

    From my time as a BMW salesmonkey, I'm pretty sure Munich never intended the 318iS to be an M3 replica! Poor delusioned geezer, top effort though

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    What a tool, that car looks NOTHING like an M3 and there is no way that the factory turned out an M3 replica.
    I like his font choice also, 4 different colours and 4 different sizes... wow
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    thought it won't be long before Chris sees this
    Its a nail

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    I like BM, but not that much....
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    very powerful and lots of grunt? was that refering to the advert or the car??? lol
    worth less than a bumper says it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by s4marsh View Post
    very powerful and lots of grunt? was that refering to the advert or the car??? lol
    worth less than a bumper says it all
    haha! I was going to say exactly that!

    Baby M3 my A*se!!! haha! That description almost made me want to cry! Cry for anyone who could fall for that! If it's in all that amazing condition, whay can i see loads of marks in the pictures!? lol!

    And what on earth has that poor engine and engine bay been covered in!? haha!


 

 

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