Mmm I got similar probes ,my car is Y plate B6 ,symptoms are no fob action on both fobs ,established battrys are fine ! ,unlocks drivers door using key but central locking no action till I put keys in ignition ,an for the boot to unlock I have to start the car ! ( haunted I reckon ) had a Saab 93 aero had crazy electric probes windows goin up an down by themselves wipers doing the same it was an auto and would just change up into top gear when it shouldn't crazy car that turned out to be alternator £397 later ! So I'm fairly happy to put up with my Audi locking system I'm getting into routine on how I let my kids n wife in car now ,but curiousity is getting better of me an would like to get it sorted any ideas anyone