Mickey Mouse Gets Divorced
Mickey Mouse goes to see his solicitor regards divorcing Minnie, he goes into the office and asks his solicitor, "Hey, What's going on with the divorce? I've herard nothing for weeks!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Mouse" he replied, "We sent you a letter saying it had been binned - we're not continuing with it."
"What? Why?" Mickey asked.
"Well, it was the grounds - they wern't reasonable. I mean, you can't divorce someone because they have big teeth..."
"No!" Screamed Mickey, "I said she was f*cking Goofy!"