A man flying in tourist class needed to use the loo urgently, but each time he got up to go, it was engaged. A sympathetic flight attendant noticed his predicament and said: "You can use the ladies toilet in first class, but what ever you do, don't press any of the buttons on the wall. The man went into the cubicle and sat down for his poo. He saw 4 buttons marked WW,WA ,PP & ATR. After a while the curiosity got the better of him so he pressed WW and immediately felt warm warm water wash his bum. He enjoyed so much that he pressed WA and warm air dried his ringpiece. When he pressed PP, a powder puff gently talced his bum. He was having such a good time that he pressed the button marked ATR and he immediately felt an intense pain before promptly passing out! Waking up in hospital, he asked the nurse what had happened and she told him: "You pressed the AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER button. "Your penis is under your pillow and you balls are in that bucket at the bottom of your bed!"