> > 1. We got off the Titanic first.
> > 2. We can scare male bosses with
> > the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
> > 3 Taxis stop for us.
> > 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
> > 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
> > 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
> > 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
> > 8. We can congratulate our teammate
> > without ever touching her rear end.
> > 9. We never have to reach down every so often
> > to make sure our privates are still there.
> > 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
> > 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without
> > having to picture them naked
> > 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger,
> > we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
> > 13. We will never regret piercing our ears
> > 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your
> > 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence