1)THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>>Before the age of 16, a female is like North Korea. Only a few weirdos
>>to go there and they end up in prison.
>>Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
>>naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
>>Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to
>>trade, especially for someone with cash.
>>Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced
>>Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging, but still a
>>desirable place to visit.
>>Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Haunted by past mistakes
>>massive reconstruction may be necessary.
>>Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are
>>un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and
>>past but alas, no future.
>>After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,
>>no-one wants to go there.
>>2) THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>>Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick and
>>from one crisis to another.