A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned the prices the pet shop are charging are very high. She goes in and explains her concern to the clerk.
"Well I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for £50" the clerk says.
" £50?" the woman replies "that seems very expensive for a frog"
"Well this frog is worth it. It has been trained to give blow jobs".
The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of gorfing c*ck, she buys the frog and brings it home, presents it to her husband and explains it's special value.
The husband is sceptical but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she won't be bothered by her husband. She is suddenly awakned by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks.
"Just what are you two doing down here?". She asks.
Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!