What do you call Postman Pat on the dole?
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
England's relationship with Wales is based on trust and understanding..... they don't trust us and we don't understand them
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."