A driver is stuck in a traffic jam.....
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the autobahn. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped 3 England football players. They're asking for a
£10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and
set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
"About a gallon"