David Beckham gets in a taxi, "Heathrow please driver..."
After a few minutes Becks spots the driver giving him a few looks in the mirror.
This happens continuously until they approach the airport, when the driver says "come on mate, give us a clue?"
Beckham says " I had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, and in America and ive got over 100 England caps"
Driver says " no you thick c*nt, what terminal"