This made me laugh anyways :-))
Dad wants to buy his daughter a Barbie doll for her birthday.
He's at the toyshop and noticed that there was a Shopping, Beach & Disco Barbie all in for £19.95, but a Divorce Barbie costs £264.95.
"Why Is the Divorce Barbie so much more" he enquires
The Sales girl says "cos Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's computer, Ken's furniture, and even Ken's ****in' best mate"