30 minutes in the bushes...
There were two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when, one day, an angel came down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brought the two to life!!!!!!!!
The angel said, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looked at her, she looked at him, and they ran behind the shrubbery.
The angel waited patiently as the bushes rustled, and giggling ensued. After fifteen minutes, the two returned, out of breath and laughing. The angel told them, 'Um, you still have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?'
He asked her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replied, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.... This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you **** on its head.'
.................. AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????