Best first-world problem I ever read. I don't even know where to start ... I ... but ... turning the windscreen wiper on is the least distracting action I can think of inside the car while driving except maybe breathing or looking.
You pay 20k for a car you want everything that should work to work. I've put everything on here so if someone else has the same problem they have an idea on a fix. Isn't that the whole point of this??? Is not about the distraction but having to push the stalk down every five seconds. So on a long drive when you have to do this 100s of times yeah it was a bit annoying especially when its supposed to do it for you. But cheers for ruining my post wuta3