A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse",he mumbles, from behind the mask.??"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs from worry about his
testicles,she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
covers.She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a
close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,"Thank
you very much.??That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
"Are - my - test - results - back?"