On my way into Manchester this morning, traffic fairly heavy as usual, some tw*t in an Alfa Romeo 147 (1.6 model) suddenly appears right up my backside. Next thing he overtakes me but so close that he very nearly rips my wing mirror off [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img], he then squeezes infront of me. Totally pointless manoeuvre as I was moving with the flow of the traffic and there was a car right infront of me anyway...w*nker!!! I gave him a blast of the horn and he made a fairly abusive gesture in his rear view mirror.
Anyway I tailed him for another mile or so and as we came to a set of traffic lights which were on green they suddenly changed to red and as he was yet again up the arse of the car infront he ran into it!!! Bwahahahah!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
It was classic watching him sheepishly get out of his car whilst the woman from the car he'd just hit (a Porsche by the way) was giving him an earful and getting some paper out of her handbag so she could take his details. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] He didn't even give me a glance but if he had he would have seen a very smug grin on my face. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/****_you.gif[/img]
I finally manoeuvred my way around the pair and resisted the temptation to wind my window down and make a smart comment.
Made my day! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/groovy.gif[/img]