Todays conversation with a VW parts desk.
Me: Can I have some prices for a Corrado?
VW: Whats a Corrado?
Me: It's a VW.
VW: Are you sure?
Me: Do you want the chassis number to prove it?
VW: Yeah, go on then.
little bit later on.....................
Me: An electric mirror switch, part of the drivers side door handle.
VW: Hmm, can't seem to find it.
Me: Mine doesn't work so it'd definately there.
VW: From what I remember Corrado's haven't got electric mirrors?
Me: But you'd never heard of them before speaking to me?
VW: Errr, I'll have another look.
......little bit more later on............
VW: Hmm, according to this, the Corrado rear badge is free!
VW: Yeah, price = £0.00
Me: Is it really, then I'll have 5 please. (with a hint of 'your an idiot' in my voice)
VW: Ok, then. Oh, wait a minute, it's no longer sold sorry.
Me: Ok, I'll order these parts................, thanks.
VW: Do you have the part numbers?
Me: How would I have them?
VW: Sorry, what we're you wanting again? I've shut the system off and I haven't written down any of the part numbers, thought you just wanted a price.
Me: You're an idiot aren't you?
VW: Sorry,didn't catch that?
Me: Ok, this is what I want!
VW: Ok, ready now.
Me: 2x washer jets, not heated.
VW: Ok, 2 washer jets, non heated for a Passat. Ok, next.
Me: (Hangs Up!)