The Friday dance is in order...just waiting for my secretary to fook off down stairs....;)
Noooo she is not my wife... but this was in order ..Friday dance which consists of windmilling and air punches
but the moments gone now......
I have ruined my A3 so badly...
Doesn't look too bad here. In reality it is a ****ing mess and drives terribly.
So what have you done Jardo? It probably drives fine it's just you cant drive properly.
Fitting the FMIC.
Took me less than an hour to take the bumper off and strip the old IC out. Took me about an hour to fit the new front mount and then 6 hours attempting to get the front bumper back on. Couldn't get it to go and run out of interest, light or parts needed to finish so I just hacked it up and split it in two with a bread knife to make it fit again.
Creation motorsport didn't send the two 90* hose joiners needed to fit the coldside kit, also the main pipe for the kit is terribly made with a large ulge in the middle of it so trimming it to fit the maf tube was pretty much impossible. All in all rather unimpressed.
So now the car has many boost leaks and is unsafe to drive, a ****ed front bumper which is only fit for the bin, a DV relocation which is plumbed using copper 90* bends that are meant for a radiator and I generally wish I hadn't even started it.
Scott is going to collect a new bumper for me tomorrow morning and I will try and limp it over to Lou's dads on Monday to attempt to retrim this bumper properly and removing the towing eye. Hopefully I will make it there and be able to sort it out. But I don't hold much hope.
by the sounds of what Facebook was saying is he couldn't fit a fmic to his car. then he took a wobbly fit and couldn't get the bumper back on.
basically he was a woman about then went all jardo on the situation and raged his little head off...
my story was better than yours :p
Sounds like an S3 is quicker to me! :laugh:
You slayed your own car mate! :laugh:
It will be worth it.
This pain will give me the gain I need to slay all but Westy's S3.
I was expecting to read that youd tried to do a quattro conversion on it and its worked and you realised that a s3 would be better than your a3 :) haha.
Gutted about the fmic for you mate, nothing worse than the feeling of failing and havin to bodge it.
All I need to do is meth and fit the milltek and Niki has a map sat waiting for me that with a days tweeking will give me what I need. It made 254bhp on Mylo's Leon with the same setup :)
My cars faster than both of yours... Rant over xoxoxox
Prove it then Jardo!
250 is so last year jardo...move with the times....im well over 300, westy is over 300, reesy is knocking on 300s door then a lot faster with the garret....i think in all honestly you might have half a chance with karl, but then his is getting stripped soon, Jo will drift past you coatsey will rape you and camscock will just shag you....;)...so you will only have scott to play with...:whistle2:
Embrace us jardo, stop trying to break the fold......;)