Matt yr not the first to say that mate, I here ya :beerchug:
What a do ... Its nice to be back home. So are we saying this place need a lick of paint.
I pulled a bird the other night and took her back to my house. As I laid back on the bed, she slowly unbuttoned my jeans and said, "Fancy a blow job?"
I said, "Of course, but I must warn you, the last girl gagged on my cock." "Big is it?" She giggled.
I said, "No, I never wash it."