I hate the 40mph club, as i call them.
What i mean by this is the people you get stuck behind, who drive at 40mph in a nationl speed limit zone, which is frustrating but in not going to knock them as it is within the law. But when these people get in a 30mph zone they still go 40mph, and like wise when they get back to the national speed limits they do 40mph.
Now we have some of the best driving roads in devon and cornwall that you can drive well and within the law, but you can bet when you do actually get on these roads there is always one of these d**ks here.
The other thing that keeps happening recently, is boy racers trying it on and trying to wind me up to race, most of them in smaller engined cars that would not stand much chance. I do just ignore as its not worth the use of my fuel, but still pi**es me off.
Thats it for this week.
I hate my body for this, go to the toilet for a wazz ,then once you've finished and flush the toilet, washed your hand, leave the bathroom.
Boom! you need a poo.
What's that all about
Drivers who do not see blue lights flashing right behind them and fail to move over and let the police go past them and get to the emergency quickly.
How can you not see flashing headlights, blue lights, a siren and a car right up your arse with two coppers shouting at you to move over? Well the guy behind me on the A1M today had no clue they were there. He didn't even wonder why every other car had pulled over to let them pass, leaving him as the only car driver on the outside lane. I think he should get a letter from the Police with a fine and some points.
people who dont use there lights in fog!
particularly old grey dull people in there old grey dull square cars on a damp grey dull day!
One that got me last night which i forgot to put on my main list the other week.
Brother or parents going out the house and forgetting / asking to take their keys.
Being in bed at 1-3am on a saturday morning to your brother banging the door down steaming out his face because he forgot to take them.
Parents going out to walk the dogs and say everytime your near to them on the way out 'do we need to take our keys'. JUST TAKE YOUR KEYS, TAKE THEM!!! You have coats and trousers with pockets, so please just take them. If i say no, this means i need to make sure i stay in the house till you are back which could be an hour or longer, so why not just take them? (did i say take them?).
The CPS, and dirty scamming mofos claiming compensation out of nothing!
people wanting to argue through text messages! :wtf:. just call me, i would rather shout at you!
people who stand in the doorway of asda having a conversation, then give you a filthy look because you want to be past them and into the shop as there in the way! get some bloody manners, i dont care how old you are!
car drivers who flash their lights at you when you've done a perfectly safe overtake! what is that all about.
Drivers on the phone,
Drivers who sit in lane 2 of the motorway just behind you when you're in lane 1 rather than overtaking you, and as you approach the lorry up ahead you indicate to pull out and they either speed up but don't move into lane 3 or just sit there while you begin to run out of space to overtake idiots.
The list could be endless
Oke phill... bang on the money, they really piss me off
That Santander advert where the actors can't say the word "pounds". Just winds me up. It is pounds, not panes. Panes???? It is England, we deal in Pounds!
Also, when I am in my local Sainsburys and the tannoy comes on with details of an offer that day, and it is done in some silly northern accent. Puts me right off. I live down south with the majority of this country. Choose a local accent!
I also really hate buying a coffee these days. All I want is a coffee. If I wanted a fat inducing, obese making chocolate cake I would ask for one.
Blockbuster. I rent a DVD, but that just isn't enough for them. Would I like to rent 4 DVD for a tenner? Well, I might do if you had 4 decent films, but until you do, leave me alone. And no, I don't want to pre reserve a film that is due to be released in 2 months time.
WHSmith. I buy a paper, maybe a book, or some stationery. Would I like some chocolate? No I don't! I would have picked it up myself, I have eyes, and arms!!!!! Please leave me the **** alone! And then they give me all the vouchers that I will never use.
McDonalds. I would like a cheeseburger... "Is that a meal". Arggggggggh I haven't even finished yet......and no, it is not a meal because I don't want a drink I just want a cheeseburger and fries, and if you let me finish you would know that.
Lol, bad day?
Bad days. It is constant. Wherever you go, whatever you buy, they try and get you to buy something else.
Is it just me?
People who clap when a plane lands. Not like the pilot does much.. Get a grip
the fact that smooth Xmas is on the radio again.
Griters that spray stones everywhere!!
And the fact my car hasn't been washed for 3 weeks...
inheriting someone elses poor paint work!! :( What I mean just bought my A6 well couple of weeks ago given it a few good washes and it's clear it not been looked after carefully probably been through the carwash a few time & maybe had a bucket wash but it's not been properly and I cant afford to have the paint work corrected
Tonsillitis, its killing my throat.
Tracey is happy though, it has shut me up for over 24 hours now :laugh:
mash potato thats too ****ing hot!!!
I hate everything. Except Irn Bru and cups of tea.
I hate when you looking forward to seeing a movie and nobody is home to share with. Im seriously getting freaked out x
1) Injections. Not the engine type, the long needle deep into the knee type.
2) Tyre fitters. Bleeding me dry!
3) Eggheads. Clever, but not street clever, as in if you behave as smug in my local pub as you do on the TV, you will be going home legless. And I don't mean drunk!
The fact my wife doesn't know what cars we own. Apparently, a grey/silver Audi A3 estate ( actually a Audi A4 Avant 2.5 Sport 180 Quattro) and a purple Golf.
Cars differ in the fact that they're small, big, fast, slow, oh and they have different colours.
When cars are concerned she goes into full retard mode :keule:
oh yeh latest favourite, people who think the breaking distance space you leave infront of you (im sure alot of drivers will be shocked if i told them your supposed to leave a good 2 second breaking distance or more) is a perfect overtaking spot for them to cut infront
and today i hate customer services! especially that of web based companies, whos only correspondance is through some crap online message board, yet they reply to you in e-mail, and it isnt possible to reply back, only on the message board where you cant quote or reference the e-mail they sent you!
People that drive too close to the car in front and brake all of the time!!
sitting at a round about or a junction waiting for a car to go past, but instead they turn in with no indictation GRRRRR:rulez:
dirty scruffy transit driving rigger boot wearing pikey scrap metal collectors, who think that anything metal (even in your garden) is theres!
Time for some more therapy.............
Light drizzle, it's just spitting, but the Motorways and A roads are total gridlock. Why? It is a bit of rain ffs.
Tight car parks, and driver's who can't park to save their lives! Followed with the same driver opening their car door onto the car parked next to them due to their shoddy parking! They need to be shot! :gun2:
Another hate of mine is Forms, the ones you have to fill in accurately making no mistakes or corrections, or you have to start all over again, then they give you the smallest box known to man to sign your signature in, but it MUST be within the box!
Think it must be doing it automatically, why do I need cookies (happy for the cookie monster to have them), isn't that just going to clog the system up?
So I am the only one.
Ahh happend again, someone trying to race my through town!! really gets on my wick! Im not going to waste my fuel on a integra!!
Sorry rant over:thumbsup: